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29 Jun 2022
#Bitcoin separates money from centralized control, it's humanity's greatest achievement All other cryptos are attempts to regain that centralized control. They are inherently regressive technologies. Those who support them are either ignorant or corrupt Don't shitcoin dude
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I’m sending @POTUS a letter today asking him to do the right thing and free @RealRossU!
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Let’s get down to brass tacks! When does this Pinocchio looking motherfucker start his new life in Guantanamo?
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What about the dildos?
25 Sep 2024
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ lawyer blames Costco for 1,000 bottles of baby oil: ‘He buys in bulk’ trib.al/agvTOK2
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One week before my dad died, he and @sullyontv were guests on the Tonight Show with @ConanOBrien and Vince’s mugshot was blown up backstage from a previous sketch. I took this photo on my blackberry.
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aint found shit
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Some lucky fella got a squirter!
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5 Mar 2024
it's called the halfinning.
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23 Dec 2023
"porns free cause they are collecting data on you" The data they're collecting:
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26 Nov 2023
Microsoft just changed their Ai image generator to not make Pixar style artwork after Disney complained

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25 Nov 2023
POV you're the government trying to do literally anything to help it's own citizens
Oops!
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Be ungovernable!😂 #Bitcoin
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Genius @Jimmy_Dore!
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22 Aug 2023
Sam Bankman-Fried‘s requests for vegan meals and access to Adderall in jail have gone unheeded, his lawyers said
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6 Jun 2023
I was just a victim of bagel anti-Semitism earlier this afternoon: Two MAGA-wearing Trump supporters approached me and said: “Hey Jew boy, you better eat those three bagels with salmon spread.” They then forced me to eat those bagels . Today I stand with Noble Victim @JussieSmollett.
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8 Apr 2023
“Even Orwell or Huxley couldn’t have predicted how bleak it would get..People having to worry about how their beer identified politically” -@RayKump
I would have bought the king of beers, but it changed it’s gender to the queen of beers. So it’s made to chill from here on out.
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26 Mar 2023
The wars aren’t designed to be won. They’re designed to keep going. Soap Operas were banal and boring. They repeated plot lines. Characters appeared and disappeared without explanation. They relied on the audience believing almost anything. But they lasted 30-40 years or more.
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The government listens but it does it secretly.
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this .
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