Watched Jersey Girl for the first time in about 15 years, loved it. @ThatKevinSmith please tell me Ollie and Maya would still be together? I remember being at your London show and you saying how She's Having a Baby is one of your favourite films (and also Can't Buy me Love).
Quote-tweet with the celebrities you’ve been told you look like:
ALT Hugh Grant, a white man with dark hair smiling, a smattering of crow’s feet around his eyes, wearing an open collared white shirt and a black jacket
ALT Character Ian Beale from TV soap Eastenders, wearing a rugby polo shirt, his pudgy, blotchy face scrunched up mid-cry
I am convinced that women that used to do MLM are now the ones on TikTok hawking bodysuits for £3 and starting every video by saying "Ladies, I had to see if it was real..."
Also "Where's my plus size girlies, because I've found the most perfect dress." Proceeds to hold up something, long shapeless, with three quarter length sleeves, and covered in butterflies.
When I was 11 a school friend told me he kissed three girls from our class at the school disco, and that they were so turned on they "all went straight into the toilets to have a period". For years I was in awe at this seemingly incredible piece of womanising.
if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
Over the last two nights I've read #deathofabookseller by @alicemjslater and it's amazing. Not what I was expecting, very creepy and dark and I loved it. Didn't want it to finish but it ended with a perfectly creepy twist.
You know there's that thing when a group of women hang out together and their periods' sync? I think the way that works since the #pandemic and #WFH is that your @tiktok_uk#fyp pages sync up.
Is anyone I know using @BeReal_App currently only a couple of colleagues on it and I quite like using it - even though most of my pix are on work calls! Anyway, if you are add me
bere.al/pbfhpunk
Did anyone else instantly burst into tears in episode 1 of #EXTRAORDINARY when she got home from the party while on the phone to her dad or was it just me?
Just woken up from a nightmare where I had to have a cannula (I'm severely needlephobic) Esther Rantzen was doing it and to distract me my husband put on #Grease2 for me to watch and @ChrisEvans honked my boobs.
$725 million is the settlement in America - but @facebook@meta was used to directly bombard c. 7 million with 1 billion Facebook ads grossly distorting the truth in the last weeks of #brexit by @Dominic2306 - he credits these ads as crucial see them here parliament.uk/globalassets/d…