I tweet about cats and swear - sometimes about cats. Digital Fundraiser - Podcaster - Small Business Owner - Feminist - Gamer

Joined August 2007
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14 Dec 2019
Ric says: old people dead body things. Ric means: coffin
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29 Jun 2024
Watched Jersey Girl for the first time in about 15 years, loved it. @ThatKevinSmith please tell me Ollie and Maya would still be together? I remember being at your London show and you saying how She's Having a Baby is one of your favourite films (and also Can't Buy me Love).
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1 Dec 2023
Quote-tweet with the *celebrities you’ve been told you look like: *In the loosest sense for me
1 Dec 2023
Quote-tweet with the celebrities you’ve been told you look like:
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9 Oct 2023
I am convinced that women that used to do MLM are now the ones on TikTok hawking bodysuits for £3 and starting every video by saying "Ladies, I had to see if it was real..."
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9 Oct 2023
Also "Where's my plus size girlies, because I've found the most perfect dress." Proceeds to hold up something, long shapeless, with three quarter length sleeves, and covered in butterflies.
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Liars everyone. Well done @vicderbyshire
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9 Aug 2023
I once kissed a guy and immediately went dizzy and thought I was in love, turns out it was an ear infection.
8 Aug 2023
When I was 11 a school friend told me he kissed three girls from our class at the school disco, and that they were so turned on they "all went straight into the toilets to have a period". For years I was in awe at this seemingly incredible piece of womanising.
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31 Jul 2023
This is what I did, and I'm really confused that there's any other way to do it.
30 Jul 2023
if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
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6 Jun 2023
Jesus Christ, I've killed nearly everyone in #KillerFrequency
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18 Apr 2023
When you're judging #interiordesignmasters on @BBCOne at 9 but seeing @Status_Quo at 10.
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28 Mar 2023
5 of 5 stars to Death of a Bookseller by Alice Slater goodreads.com/review/show?id…
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28 Mar 2023
Over the last two nights I've read #deathofabookseller by @alicemjslater and it's amazing. Not what I was expecting, very creepy and dark and I loved it. Didn't want it to finish but it ended with a perfectly creepy twist.
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9 Mar 2023
You know there's that thing when a group of women hang out together and their periods' sync? I think the way that works since the #pandemic and #WFH is that your @tiktok_uk #fyp pages sync up.
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25 Feb 2023
Is anyone I know using @BeReal_App currently only a couple of colleagues on it and I quite like using it - even though most of my pix are on work calls! Anyway, if you are add me bere.al/pbfhpunk

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How do I sign my parents up for this tutorial?
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2 Feb 2023
Did anyone else instantly burst into tears in episode 1 of #EXTRAORDINARY when she got home from the party while on the phone to her dad or was it just me?
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2 Feb 2023
Just woken up from a nightmare where I had to have a cannula (I'm severely needlephobic) Esther Rantzen was doing it and to distract me my husband put on #Grease2 for me to watch and @ChrisEvans honked my boobs.
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24 Jan 2023
I woke up this morning wondering why my alarm was going off on a Saturday.

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24 Dec 2022
#TheTraitors but cats. 1./ Claudia.
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23 Dec 2022
$725 million is the settlement in America - but @facebook @meta was used to directly bombard c. 7 million with 1 billion Facebook ads grossly distorting the truth in the last weeks of #brexit by @Dominic2306 - he credits these ads as crucial see them here parliament.uk/globalassets/d…
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