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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?” 3. “Can you hear me NOW?” 4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?” 5. “You know, in Alabama, we’re now legally married.” 6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?” 7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…” 8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!” 9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit! 10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.” 11. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?” And the best one of all.. 12. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”

There are two types of Trump supporters. 1)Millionaires/Billionaires 2)Idiots Check your bank account to see which one you are.

That UFC event was probably a huge deal to guys whose moms are also their aunts

Here’s what really happened.

They did, it was called America

Can you rt this? Maybe we can make a difference

100 fucking percent.

Just a reminder, President Zelensky was a comedian before becoming the president. Stephen Colbert, your move.

I will miss him. He is a wonderful, kind person.....

Who is with Stephen? ✋

“There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.”

Jon Stewart: "What are you in late night, No. 1?" Stephen Colbert "I think we are, yeah. I don't know anymore. Doesn't really matter." Stewart: "I just think it's so smart what CBS is doing. It's such a good move. To take this show off the air, and then to also ruin your Evening News, and then reduce 60 Minutes to like six good ones. I think it's so smart." Stewart: "Here's what I believe they're doing: I think they're tanking for a draft pick."