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phantorium retweeted
11 Aug 2020
今日はジョーカーモードで不審者がいないか見回りですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆
I'm a Joker
I was born for revolutionize the world.
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Jun 14
They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island
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Jun 15
This is true. People were very chill. You could get chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs. Folks would feed you peas on a little spoon while making airplane noises. You could even dump a whole bowl of spaghetti on your head if you wanted. Totally fine. Not sure what happened.
Jun 12
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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the british are frantically posting about how bad american food is bc every third post on here rn is a european here for the world cup posting the most regular burger from a normal restaurant saying "this is the best meal ive ever had". the jig is up
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Jun 15
this is obscene. we love elmo in philly. hes one of us and he shows up arbitrarily to play the drums
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my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice
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Jun 13
Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Jun 12
"You're certain that the ward will contain the blast? That's incredible. That's great news. Then we shall hear no more of this meddlesome sorcerer. I'm hearing that shortly, very shortly, he'll be completely destroyed by an...awesome display of arcane power. Wow."
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16 Jun 2014
Spurs are just a better basketball team
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Jun 10
dont wanna be too mean about someones looks generally but what the hell. she looks like a cocker spaniel two years past the "humane euthanasia" line
Jun 10
New poll shows Elijah Manley beating Debbie Wasserman Schultz in FL-20 by 26 points
🟦Elijah Manley 63%
🟦Debbie-Wasserman Schultz 37%
All four Black candidates are discussing uniting to defeat Debbie Wasserman Schultz in her bid to run in the historically Black congressional district, after her home district of FL-22 has been redrawn to lean Republican
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Dinosaurs opressed mammals so badly we still have PTSD from them 66 million years after the space rock
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wow I never realized she speaks almost like trump. almost identical cadences. I see why they hate each other. its a highlander type situation
Rosie O'Donnell says, "For the first time in 15 years, there were paparazzi waiting for me at the airport" when she landed in NYC for the #Tonys: "They wanted to see my facelift."
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agreed; what would karl marx think about calling yourself a socialist while getting funded by a sympathetic rich guy?
I don’t think that DSA should accept millions of dollars from a billionaire actually
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