ALT a five-part tumblr post by users jude eduartes, true stories about me, and bisexual shakespeare. i have added a guilty gear character to each part. it now reads as follows. May (GGXX era): i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic Bridget (GGXX era): Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit Bridget (GGST era): This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this. Actually, I know the *girl* who set them and *she’s* full of shit Ky (GGST era): Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction May (GGST era): #she procrastinated her gender

ALT Screenshot of 14th Amendment, section 3. "No person shall be a senator or representative in Congress, or elector of president and vice-president, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof."