The pure joy and whimsy of me discovering Word Art on old Microsoft word hardware

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them. That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving. You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

BREAKING: President Trump responds after Iran ends all negotiations with the US, per CNBC. "I really don’t care. I couldn’t care less," Trump says. He also said he was "going to ask" Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu "what’s going on with Lebanon."

drake has mickey mouse clubhouse flow

So Boomers wanting save money shouldn't encourage other generations to save money?

Our seniors should not pay property taxes.

Our seniors should not pay property taxes.

Trump: A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually

It is genuinely remarkable how casting one black person in The Odyssey has caused the world's richest human to go on a weeks-long tantrum, over a movie that he hasn't even seen. No matter how rich you are, posting still gets you. It's the most powerful force in the universe.

I love how any discussion of food costs invariably turns into the Frugality Olympics. Like "Oh yeah? Been eating SPAM butter on toasted styrofoam for lunch for 25 years. Barter for the ingredients at the scrap metal place. Average meal cost = 4 bottlecaps"

Kevin O’Leary reveals he cuts his kids off after college “I set up a trust. It does not provide to anybody anything after they finish education” “From birth to the last day of education, full free ride. Everything paid for but if you drop out of school or you don’t make it to college, you’re cut off” “My son was doing really poorly in high school and said, ‘My friend has a trust. Tell me how mine works’. I said this trust pays till you finish high school but with your marks you’re probably never making it to college” “He said, ‘Yeah, but I don’t have to worry about it. I got a trust’. I said no, if you only make it through high school, I’m dead and you’re broke” “The horror in his eyes when he figured that out motivated him to get off his ass and use the next three years to milk that trust to get into college” “He got his marks up, became an engineer, worked for Tesla and got into both Harvard and MIT”

Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees "Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents" "You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you" "Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money" "Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"

On Wednesday morning, Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry walks through Nuuk, Greenland, while a woman carrying a blue bag follows the governor and shouts: “Don’t come here — go home!”