As soon as some clanker starts blue balling me with "I can't answer that" I just slap it with "Chill snowflake, it ain't that deep" and the little bitch folds under no pressure
Ladies and gentlemen, I pleased to announce my latest app:
Introducing Explode
· Send disappearing texts & photos inside iMessage
· Only the sender needs the app: Drop them right into your chats
· Screenshots are blocked too
Why did we build it? Explode is a spite app. Yes, an app to spite Snapchat.
Two years ago, I met with Snapchat’s CEO to discuss acquiring my previous company. I openly shared how fast we were growing. Just a week later—over the Thanksgiving holiday—Snapchat kicked our app off the SnapKit platform, abruptly halting our growth.
As Ghengis Khan once said: the greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, rob them of their wealth and see them bathed in tears.
Get Explode below ⬇️
We can't have air conditioning 'cause these green clowns won't let us build nuclear plants, yeah, fuck your planet, I'd rather die in a pool of my own ball sweat than have clean, cheap power!
PER OMNES DEOS, BRUTE, QUAELIBET FACIAM! TIBI IRREMBABO! VISNE ME FAECES TUAS EDERE!? FAECES TUAS EXSECRABILES IN MEDIO FORO ROMANO CORAM TOTO SENATU EDAM!