Husband, dad x3, polyglot, world-class yak shaver. Senior Software Engineer. Tweet about ADHD, F#, C#, TS, React, etc. Opinions my own
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
Jun 12
people who dont read the code are not serious people
and it takes a serious person to ship production software
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
Jun 10
I don't understand why people feel so strongly about this like if it's ass the og and 3d are still going to exist but judging by this entire series' track record there is no reason to doubt that this is going to be one of the greatest remakes of all time
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see
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Jun 7
RT @Brizksie: We are not doing Transformers one, Furiosa, and Dungeons and dragons again GO WATCH MASTER'S OF THE UNIVERSE IN THEATERS
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 29
such a good read
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 27
A MOTHERFUCKING CORPORATION SHOULD NOT GET A MOTHERFUCKING VOTE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US
May 27
A judge has ruled that corporations can vote in some Delaware elections.
Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz said the town of Fenwick Island was not diluting human votes by allowing companies and other legal entities that own property to cast votes in municipal elections.
These "legal entities" and corporations make up about 12% of registered voters in the town.
In total Delaware has far more corporations chartered in the state than residents.
Judge Karsnitz rejected the constitutional arguments of the ACLU, including the claim that "entity" or corporate voting dilutes the political power of living people.
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 27
can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 27
grappling with many of the same thoughts and feelings
New blog post. Just thoughts this time.
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 25
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Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 18
On everything they need this at the gym
May 18
Bro if this was at my gym I’d never leave. They’d have to kick me out at closing every night 🤣
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 14
this is what it feels like to wear a hat when you don’t normally wear a hat
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 14
May 13
Elixir v1.20.0-rc.5 is out with our latest batch of typing and performance improvements. We are really close to the final release, so please give it a try and report what you find! elixirforum.com/t/elixir-v1-…
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 12
My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 13
It's 2026 and your CEO just sent you a 2,400 line pull request.
You get a cup of coffee and sit down to review it.
It's a disaster. A dozen unrelated refactors. Unused methods with names like `convertFromBase10` and `normalizeBeforeSerialization`.
You catch a few hardcoded API keys, but that's ok. It's part of the dance. They didn't consider that someone might look at this diff. Here's a comment buddy.
They respond in an hour (after Copilot, qodo, CodeRabbit and Greptile finish their reviews) saying we shouldn't worry about "implementation details" anymore, those are relics of the past. Hey let's jump into a room and figure it out. We can't just agree to disagree, this is probably my last job in tech and I can't watch this fucker burn the place to the ground.
The PR merges and goes to prod. You feel a shared sense of apathy and dread with Hannah the intern (she has to review his AI generated social media posts ever since Grok got too imaginative).
That night you go to sleep and have nightmares of that code. You can still see the shapes of it on the backs of your eyelids.
You go to work the next day ready to quit. You no longer understand the system. There is no foundation. Time to use those savings and an SBA loan to buy a liquor store and never login to GitHub again.
May 12
It’s 2018 and your coworker just sent you a 400 line pull request.
You get a cup of coffee and sit down to review it.
It’s beautiful. Elegant micro-refactors. Crispy method names.
You catch a few things, but that’s ok. It’s part of the dance. They didn’t consider extensibility on part of their API. Here’s a comment buddy.
They respond in an hour saying they think we should do one piece differently than your comment. Hey let’s jump into a room and figure it out. We can’t just agree to disagree, this code is too important.
The PR merges and goes to prod. You feel a shared sense of ownership and accomplishment.
That night you go to sleep and dream of that code. You can still see the shapes of it on the backs of your eyelids, your IDE syntax highlighting sparking neurons in your reptile brain.
You go to work the next day ready to go. You understand the system. N is your foundation. Time to build n 1.
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 12
You MOVED your employees instead of needlessly FIRING them!!!??????
May 12
Sega say its Free to Play games such as Sonic Rumble have struggled due to "weak performance"!
They announced they have already transferred over 100 developers working on F2P games to work on full games focusing on their mainstay IPs.
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 12
im saddened to inform you that if you're trying learn by creating a project, the worst thing you could possibly do is get an llm to write the code for you
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Josh DeGraw retweeted
May 10
we got ‘em
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