Stephen Colbert: “Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, held a giant military parade on his birthday, said he wants Canada to be our 51st state, signed an EO ending birthright citizenship, tore down the East Wing of the White House to build a ballroom, covered the remaining parts of the White House in golden geegaws, forced Paramount to make Rush Hour 4, made himself the chair of the Kennedy Center board then renamed it the Trump-Kennedy Center, and personally pocketed over $1.4B. And guess what? You didn’t remember most of that stuff.”