You can call me flower if you want to! Standup album “Sweet Baby Boy” music.apple.com/us/album/swe…

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Posted this to Insta already, but here’s my favorite joke I’ve done recently. If you like this, gimme a follow. Most of my tweets are about eating or therapy.
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he’s ready to stunt on his baby moms patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice
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whatever you say dad 🙄 @ReallySamEvans returns to the pod‼️ out now patreon.com/stavvysworld
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This must hit so hard if you’re stupid as hell
You have a duty, American.
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14 Oct 2025
men enjoying the best 6 hours of the night
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Let my brother use my HBOMax login:
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I was literally just about to release a song called “Travis Kelce’s Penis” so this is actually a pretty tough time for me.
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Many Dems are now leaning towards a Harris / Buttigieg ticket for 2028. What's your reaction ??
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That’s actually the perfect use of generational wealth
Privilege is having rich parents who set you up for life so that you can spend your entire youth doing useless activism while never worrying about having a real job.
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Luka to the Lakers? What’s next?? Laka to the Lukers?! I’m not doing well lots of bad stuff in my personal life
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had roy wood jr right there when it did make sense.
12 Nov 2024
John Mulaney was asked by Comedy Central to host ‘The Daily Show.’ Twice. Neither time did he make sense for the job. trib.al/WbaOKdc
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18 Oct 2024
every guy needs this iconic fall look in his wardrobe
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8 Oct 2024
there’s a new salad restaurant!
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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I mean it IS fucking wild that the only way a guy can stay out of jail is by running for President. If it was a John Candy movie in the 80s it would be incredible.
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One of the best parts of being a dad is when your family goes to bed early so you can beat off on the couch. I’m surprised that was never a Family Matters episode. Urkel barges through the door and Carl nuts all over himself and is like “Go home Steve…”
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