Not street, more cul-de-sac. Tester, internet scourer, vinyl record newbie.

Joined February 2009
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Pied flycatchers do have the sickest rhythm. Shout out to Gary for being a G #springwatch
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It’s meant to be.
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Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily? Join a union.
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Newly-opened on my local High Street. Suspicious timing. New job for Mr Sunak?
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22 May 2024
Rishi dishing out this speech in the pouring rain as “Things Can Only Get Better” is played loudly. Is this an episode of the Thick of It
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The next Chelsea manager will be the club's 24th (including caretakers) from 2000 onwards — which is more than the number of Popes there have been since 1722.
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Completing my postal vote form and the date of birth section has the first two digits of the year pre-filled with the numbers "19". Err, how do all the 18-24 year olds complete their postal vote??? 🤦‍♀️
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14 Feb 2024
Roses are red Violets are blue...
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It wasn't really a choice, but this still made me smile @SW_Help ❤️ Someone is a Simpsons fan.
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Mrs Wallace's Saturday
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23 Jan 2024
That’s it, I’ve found it. My favourite tweet of all time.
she's literally president of the maths society dude what more can you possibly want
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Came here to check that I'm not the only one who noticed that Wigan has Mr Tickle in goal...good work everyone 👏 #WIGMAN
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Saw Wonka yesterday in a busy cinema. Great film. It's packed with British actors, including the excellent Rowan Atkinson. When he first appeared on screen, the little girl a few seats along from me loudly exclaimed, "Johnny English!", much to the delight of the entire cinema.
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Happy #MeanGirlsDay day.
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20 Jun 2023
I deliver pizzas. If someone buys a bottle of fizzy pop I shake it up. If they tip me I warn them that the ride over was bumpy so they should be careful with the bottle, if they don't tip me they get covered in pop
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Fabricant? Fabricant?! This has to be a joke, right. Right?!
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Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg and Dame Priti Patel?! *checks it isn't 1 April* Oh fuck off.
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If a team from Manchester wins the FA Cup today we’ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box 📦 To enter 👇 🔄 Retweet this tweet 🤝 Follow us Good luck!
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Misquoting movies with @majortom84 "Don't put science in the metal oven"
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