You’ve seen all the commercials. But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?:
I walked into a Chemist's and asked to talk to a male chemist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only chemist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male chemist.
She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but here goes.
I get erections every day that last more than four hours.
This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.
I was wondering what you could give me for it?”
The chemist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length, and here’s the absolute best we can do:
** Free room and board,
** 1/3 ownership in the store,
** a company car,
** a king size bed, and
** £2,000 a month in living expenses.......