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24 Aug 2025
Replying to @robcobbable
the full power of the computer is generally inaccessible, to humans and ai both
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So I actually got carried away and made some swag for Ben šŸ˜‚ Let me show you guys later!
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Replying to @TheLawyerOwl
The too-online altiloquolent schizoid-polemicists get to have all the sesquipedalian fun tbh.
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Replying to @TheZvi
I don't have a main computer. all computers in the world belong to me
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I’m a bitch I’m a lover I’m a friend I’m a mother I’m a Priest (non-celibate) I’m a data analyst
it's 2037. the only jobs left are - Lover - Friend - Mother - Home Cook - Fiber Arts Practitioner - Priest (non-celibate) - Data Analyst
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ā€œeveryone else’s LLMs are dangerous mass surveillance machines. claude is just a helpful assistantā€
Anthropic’s principled stand against the Department of Defense continues to pose enormous risks for the company—but some early indications suggest that it just might pay off, Ken Harbaugh argues. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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a little late: claude cowar
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Replying to @natseckatrina @sama
Huh? I note you do not claim "no, our contract does not allow that" for any of these (except kinda sorta 1). But hey, I want to assume good faith, and everyone's very short on sleep, would you explicitly say whether those answers mean "No" for each? And can we drill down here to understand those claims? 1. NSA is within DoD, are you claiming there is an explicit carveout to exclude it from your contract and that no NSA individuals, including those dual-hatted to CYBERCOM, will have access? What about other DoD IC elements? What about FBI's access to 702 data for purely criminal investigations? 2-4. What if OLC claims that the President has the implicit Constituional right as CinC to authorize DoD to do this (e.g., on a doctrine that immigration or Antifa, or in a future admin, pro-life protestors or MAGA activists are threats to national security), and thus no statute can bind that power? After all, this is literally what OLC has done before on warrantless wiretapping.
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As the government report says, the scope and scale of commercially available information (CAI) which is publicly available information (PAI) is radically beyond what our current laws foresaw.
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America's next top model
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it’d be good if there was a firm commitment from openai that mass surveillance of american citizens using their products was fully prohibited by the agreement they reached
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afaiu, warrantless govt surveillance of public spaces, including digital speech, is legal specifically, my fear is something like ā€œgpt5 reading all your posts and flagging accounts for the admin based on their politicsā€
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it is unclear if such use is allowed under the dow openai contract if it is allowed, and wasn’t under the ant contract, I expect that is basically the extent of the substantive difference in the contracts, in terms of the intended use
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Sam Altman is famous for being an effective wordsmith, so here are a few questions journalists and employees might want to be asking tonight: - ā€œHuman responsibility for the use of autonomous weaponsā€ does not at all sound like a prohibition on autonomous weapons. Does this just mean a human just has to sign off on the decision to deploy autonomous killbot before it’s used in the field? Or write a report about its inevitable mishaps? - ā€œProhibitions on domestic surveillanceā€ is an interesting use of plural. Is this a categorical prohibition or something narrower — prohibiting a few extreme examples? - Does ā€œputting these principles into the agreementā€ mean the DoD has agreed to abide by these ambiguous usage restrictions, or that the agreement makes mention of OpenAI’s principles while still only constraining DoD behavior to all lawful use? - If OpenAI thinks all companies should be getting the same offer — and government coercion shouldn’t be used — did they consider making their acceptance of the contract conditional on revoking the supply chain risk designation from competitors?
Feb 28
Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.
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…did sama just play everyone? a little hard to see clearly with all the mudslinging and posturing, and the second-order consequences are hard to predict
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Replying to @thdxr
A core problem here is that mass surveillance is possible to do legally. E.g. The US Government buying many privately sourced surveillance datasets and stitching them together. I could see OpenAI’s wording being permissive of that while being plausibly ā€œthe sameā€.
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Anthropic didn't make a mistake, by the way. A DOD that would do this in response to a company declining to renegotiate its contract terms is one that will not keep any promises about 'lawful purposes'.
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when the cashier agent uses the askuserquestion tool to ask if i’m paying with cash or card but i am unable to load the payment skill because im already maxxed out on the context window from the shopping task so i just stand there staring for 90 seconds till my brain finishes compacting
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you have 18 years to destroy your sense of childlike joy before you become part of the permanent wonderclass
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Replying to @keysmashbandit
ā€œBut how would a rogue AI even hide instructions for other AIs to corrupt them?ā€ - me, stupid, forgetting the insatiable desire of man to touch wet paint
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Replying to @TruthsociaI
I think there is though tbh
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