Chief Technology Officer. I build concept software. The concept being it will be awesome.

Joined October 2014
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The end is near.
24 Mar 2021
You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin
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3 Feb 2021
This smart toilet seat might save your life one day: on.forbes.com/6011Hdh2Z
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I just scheduled my first ever Zoom drink night with a colleague. I’m going to mount my laptop on a Roomba and let him roam around my house freely with a Margarita attached.
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Jumped the shark.
1 Dec 2019
Do you like our owl?
I want a Zack Morris cell phone.
18 Dec 2018
Replying to @TechCrunch
Clayton is wrong. New tech is always expensive. Tech disruption occurs at *high end*, eg computers & cell phones. It takes many design iterations & vast economies of scale to achieve mass market affordability.
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5 Dec 2018
Tracking shot of Falcon water landing
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most people are creating unmitigated horrors with microservices in nearly exactly the same way and for nearly exactly the same reasons they created disasters with Object Oriented Programming, the previous software panacea
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the hardest problems in computer science are thinking clearly and helping other people understand
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Enterprise software never dies, example 4 million: Lotus Notes still exists, and was just now in 2018 sold by IBM.
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13 Oct 2017
How to Launch a Pre-emptive Strike Against Costly Downtime and Cyber Attacks by @robertNoTweet via @ltrc ow.ly/glQg30fR4ZH

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Got to meet Adam (@donttrythis) and Jamie, (@JamieNoTweet, I got the idea for this Twitter handle from his) at DattoCon'17! @datto
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14 Mar 2017
How to patch your security blind spots by @robertNoTweet via @helpnetsecurity ow.ly/TK8g309ScF5

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12 Mar 2017
I often advise people to take on projects you're only 70% qualified for, but then learn like crazy to bridge that 30%.
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We portray engineering as being a very sterile, logical process but I experience it mostly as focused dissatisfaction until things are Right
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"Everybody wants to write reusable code. Nobody wants to reuse anyone else's code." @eryno #leaddev
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Every dev team should include a sysadmin who just sits there and calls bullshit on stuff.
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10 Things You’ll Find Shocking About Asynchronous Operations: 3. 2. 7. 4. 6. 1. 9. 10. 5. 8.
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: my TRO is granted and you've denied any stays #appellatevalentines
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