With a heart of a gypsy and a mind of a philosopher, I spend most of my time answering the difficult questions like: rasode mein kaun tha?

Joined October 2009
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Replying to @myntra
@myntra Your delivery agent says he doesn't work for Myntra, and if I need to cancel the order your customer care says "sir ab delivery pe hi cancel ho sakta hai". Don't freakin play ringa ringa roses with me, cancel my order. Simple. Absolutely horrifying customer service.
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And now the issue has been resolved without the order being delivered. Myntra: "Can't cancel it until it is delivered but don't know when will it be delivered". Crap
Facebook tried so hard but it doesn't even meta #Meta #Facebook
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I have an idea! Companies should onboard employees with an internal podcast. It would focus on: - Company history - How decisions are made - Industry 101 - How the company makes money - Long-term goals and company vision Fast, efficient, and fun for everybody.
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23 Sep 2018
Those four people who always like your posts no matter what.
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5 Sep 2018
Global platforms that come to India for DAU farming failed to offer free internet but got a major boost with Jio madness. But 80-85% of India traffic still remains male, thus next big PR wave one can expect from global giants is to get women online for ~200 DAU additional hike.
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Chief Justice of India: Only when every individual is liberated can we call ourselves a true democratic society. LGBT community has the same rights as other citizens do. Denial of self expression is like death.
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23 Aug 2018
What the fuck have I just seen...
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23 Mar 2018
Apple is proposing 13 new emojis in an effort to better represent people with disabilities cnn.it/2G35vb3
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Dear Zindagi has the most ridiculous and unbelievable storyline. She orders things from eBay. Not once, but TWICE. Who does that.
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On #startup #recruitment. Interviewing to hire trailblazers, non-conformists and originals. Via @HungLee firstround.com/review/adam-g…

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For poor, downtrodden, villagers & farmers, #Budget2017 does in much greater measure what any earlier budget has done: provide lip service
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Alternate heaven for the man who lived in alternate reality and believed in alternate facts. x.com/almightygod/status/825…

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30 Jan 2017
'as a matter of fact saudi arabia is a safe space for terrorism, why do you ask?' x.com/SwarajyaMag/status/826…

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30 Jan 2017
A banker, an accountant and a historian walk into a bar. The judge gives them a cricket board to run.
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In India, being an atheist is almost as blasphemous as being gay. #atheist
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Indians are increasingly touchy, thin-skinned, intolerant, and, I must add, humourless. #freespeech #FreedomofSpeech
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23 Jan 2017
India is likely to become a $10 billion revenue industry with 8% share of the global SaaS market forbes.com/sites/suparnagosw… by @gsuparna

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He gave him an "alternative handshake" x.com/GMoney__305/status/823…

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