I don’t ever feel compelled to make tweets anymore. Every time I look at my recent retweets I just start laughing harder at the sequence than anything I could ever think of nowadays
i have a roommate that is 500 pounds and doordashes every single day. she has a work from home tech job and makes an okay amount of money but she hasn’t been in an relationship since highschool and she’s 40
Did you not that when Tesla tied our military brought his writing to Trump's uncle to inspect
3 days he determined there was nothing interesting and returned them to Tesla’s cousin
When it was returned 20 truckloads of materials were missing
Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious
Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs
Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow
Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come