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Mar 20
Bro do NOT autocorrect a smiley into an emoji. I know what I’m doing.
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Jun 5
U guys are not as serious about this as me. Ur not listenjng to podcasts like I am. This is Not available Wherever You Get Your Podcasts. U don’t Know Your Customer like I do.
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May 16
Oh, they’re semi trucks? Well then I’m only semi pissed off that they’re taking up the whole road!!!
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Every @linear issue Ive ever created cc @samcarf
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OKC got 7-FOOTERS flopping 😭
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Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem
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they gave up everything for this
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Apr 17
RT @MinneapoliSam: The type of mining that will go next to the Boundary Waters has a near 100% water contamination rate. You have to chose…
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•The U.S. Senate may hold a floor vote TODAY which would overturn a 20-year moratorium on sulfide-ore copper mining on 225,000 acres of Superior National Forest land in the watershed of the Boundary Waters Canoe Area (BWCA) Wilderness in northern Minnesota. The Boundary Waters is the most visited Wilderness in the United States.  🛶 Enjoying the Minnesotan/Canadian wilderness by canoe or other lesser watercraft is one of our nations greatest available pastimes, and one I have personally enjoyed my entire life. We must protect these public lands from the rapacious capitalists threatening to turn them into a poisoned wasteland. •This vote in Congress would open the door to copper mining at the headwaters of this entire ecosystem. This kind of mining produces toxic pollution, including acid runoff and heavy metals, that can contaminate nearby waters. •The Boundary Waters supports a major outdoor economy that sustains thousands of jobs and generates over a billion dollars a year - built on clean water and intact public lands. But this vote would clear the way for toxic mining that puts all of that at risk. It would also set a dangerous precedent, making it easier to roll back protections for public lands across the country, including wilderness areas, national monuments, and national parks.  •This is a defining moment. If you care about clean water, public lands, and protecting places we can’t replace, now is the time to speak up. •Protect the Boundary Waters, and vote NO on House Joint Resolution 140. Let’s save this treasured place for all of us—forever. on.nrdc.org/4csRkwi
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Sorry did you not get the memo we aren’t doing left wing slopulism anymore, you will be driven around in the Waymo, you will pay your income taxes, you will behave in a pro social manner, and you will like it.
NEW: If Waymo gets its way, 2 million workers will be out of work. When Waymo gets a firm hold on a city, wages go down. Some drivers now have to work 12 hours day, 7 days a week just to get by. This isn't inevitable — but Big Tech is spending millions to make you think it is.
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Waymo data (170M miles) shows a 92% reduction in serious injury/fatal crashes vs human drivers. While the post claims 2M jobs will be lost, BLS projections show transportation sector growth. Safety tech historically shifts labor roles rather than eliminating total employment waymo.com/blog/shorts/wa… bls.gov/news.release/p…
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Using the ticker symbol for Palantir while talking about them is crazy work he might actually be the most compromised president ever
BREAKING: President Trump praises Palantir.
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Apr 10
New NYC slogan: the only city with Outside
This will sound like an obnoxious “only in New York thing” but randomly deciding to walk 6 miles home from work because it’s a nice day and you want some fresh air is really an amazing experience you can’t get anywhere else
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Apr 8
My plant that was previously too short to be in my zoom background:
Books are below me.
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The world stopped to watch Artemis II. Moments like this remind us what is possible and inspire the next generation to dream bigger and take us even further. We are just getting started on this grand adventure. It is time to start believing again.
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Apr 4
we are probably never going to get a truly great wood blocks with letters on them or a plastic fire truck
we are probably never gonna get a truly great mario movie
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Mar 24
Sitting on the train chatting with Claude alongside my Amish brothers and sisters. I am from the future.
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Mar 24
Would it be unethical to try to get them to talk to it? À la the Victorian child and the Dorito?
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C'est le pire code que j'ai vu de ma vie
13 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?
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Feb 25
Cups of water are insane, they’re literally Claude code for keeping your herbs fresh
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