Writer, author, occasional joke teller, career coach and accessibility advocate. Overall, a purveyor of random verbiage.
Joined May 2010
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We all know the job market sucks. I launched a newsletter on Substack, called The Breakroom Dispatch, to provide some relief and perhaps make it suck a little less. I'll be covering workplace news, job hunting tips and freelance advice. Please subscribe! thebreakroomdispatch.substac…
ALT A visual of a post-in note with the words "The Breakroom Dispatch" in black font on it, over a bulletin board background. Underneath the post-it note is a torn piece of paper with the words "Workplace new, tips and advice to help people navigate the torturous battlefield known as the job market" in brown font, and underneath that is the URL thebreakroomdispatch.substack.com
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Every time I buy groceries I understand a little more about the French Revolution.
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I refuse to eat expired food but I have no problem drinking water from my Brita filter that I haven't changed in years.
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Adults should NOT have to bring Doctor's notes to their employer.
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Happy Pride Month to everyone except the companies who simply add a rainbow to their logo and do absolutely nothing else to support the LGBTQIA community.
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every library deserves an exclamation point
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Has anyone else noticed that no new cereals are being made? I guess cereal innovation peaked in the 90s.
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A janitor friend asked if I wanted to smoke some weed with him.
I politely declined as I can't deal with high maintenance people.
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Always try to be helpful. Instead of saying “fuck off”, say “how can I help you fuck off”. It costs nothing to be kind.
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May 23
"Sorry son but I'm unable to attend your wedding because I'll be busy driving the communists out of Cuba" is one hell of an RSVP.
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"password is too weak" ok have you seen my country's democracy
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How is it 2026 and we still don’t have a dustpan that doesn’t leave a line.
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I’m technically a POC. Not a Person of Colour, just a Plain Old Caucasian.
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May 11
My mom has been one of my biggest supporters yet I don’t always let her know how much she means to me. Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, your mom, mothers-to-be, grandmothers and all mother figures out there. Make it known how much they mean to you.
ALT Me and my mom from my early year. We are both looking at the camera and smiling, while wearing white shirts.
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May 10
RT @carolinerenard_: Why was The Devil Wears Prada 2 kind of the most perfect social commentary movie on the current climate of the state o…
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Grocery shopping in Canada
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May 7
Me: This movie is garbage.
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting.
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May 6
"watch cnn" lol. it's what he would've wanted.
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Thinking about freelancing but not sure where to start? In my latest Substack post, I break down what goes into getting started — from identifying your niche to navigating the reality that freelancing isn’t just the work but it’s also running a business.
thebreakroomdispatch.substac…
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