Lvl 34 / 802.11 Pro 📶 / 🌩️ & 👨‍🔬 / I'm just here for the entertainment value 👨‍💻

Joined September 2009
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Proof that birds aren't real.
birds are real
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United is so crazy with their upgrade charges. 200 seat flight with everyone boarded and only one person in the 4 exit rows. Who's been asked to help in the event of an emergency? One person?
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Oh good, at least they asked one guy to move back a row so now we got 2 of 4 rows with assistance. Halfway there & flying on a prayer! 🙏
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i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨ video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana
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TSA might want RealID, but I have the realest ID.
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This is really inspiring and powerful. I really need to complete this journey myself! So glad this guy was able to power through the adversity and continued on with it!
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Lose 100 Pounds Win $250,000 I thought this was going to be a normal video but it ended up being one of the most emotional and powerful pieces I’ve content I’ve ever filmed.
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Didn't realize Walmart was giving "gifts" (product samples) with some online orders. Just look at all of the yummy snacks they included! (Dibs on the Tide Pods 🤤)
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It's a good thing I can't read...too busy with my snacks over here
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Flying out of Colorado Springs today and the weather is just something else coming off of the Peak! #COwx 🗻
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This is how it started just a few hours prior and then it gradually started creeping east!
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Lightning at Garden of the Gods on June 1, 2025 #COwx
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Just found out I lost YEARS of @googlemaps location history...I actually use this tool fairly frequently to recount trips. Now I have the big sad. 😢
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Me right now:
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Thanks Google! Searching "identify song" is exactly what I wanted to do...
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Works perfectly on the old Assistant app, but apparently there is no way to set Assistant as the default assistant app for at least Samsung devices...
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Don't even get me started on Gemini...why would Google start an entirely new Assistant app and abandon previous major task. Honestly they are selling the positives of iOS/Siri more and each day.
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I sent "hope everyone's having a nice International Bluescreen Day" to the group chat and our IT buddy replied "The WHAT" and immediately hopped off Discord. It's his first day of vacation
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Just went to enter the T-Mobile sweepstakes for Yankeees & Luke Combs tickets, but it wanted you to connect to a service (Spotify, Apple Music, etc). I picked the YouTube option, but they want you to give over management of your YouTube account all for a promo entry...wtf...
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Out of all of the things inflation hit, Toll Roads was not on the list I expected. $20 for about 2 days through Dallas and another $12 for a trip to Tulsa and back. More than double what I last remembered those routes costing. Though the McDouble was also only a dollar then too.
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The last few months have been very active here at the SPC with the 2nd most tornadoes on record! (since 1950) We are preparing a comprehensive review of May and the combination of April and May to be released within the next week. In the meantime, here are a few highlights.
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The wait is almost over! Here is the latest information of the 7" hailstone found by Storm Chaser Val Castor in Vigo Park. If this becomes an official record it will shatter the previous record of 6.416" from Hondo, Texas in 2021! @MonsterEnergy
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