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Joined April 2015
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Jun 11
I type 90 words per minute. Can you beat me? livechat.com/typing-speed-te… #TypingSpeedTest via @LiveChat
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May 28
if i was a doctor i'd be killin the pateints lowkey LOL #malpractice #thursdaymorningfunny
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Tip for your next job interview: cut up the inside of your mouth real bad with a razor blade so when you talk a lot of blood pours out of your mouth
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I need to post an Instagram story that changes everything
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i want to eat batteries a lot and soon
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7 Nov 2025
I bet Erika Kirk eat fast as hell she’s probably super defensive when people get close to her plate too
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28 Oct 2025
Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans
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16 Oct 2025
when your a white dog with a clock 😂
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11 Oct 2025
The Curse, which i famously have
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7 Oct 2025
Does anyone know the name of this one song I heard at a party three months ago? I don't remember the melody, lyrics, or genre if that helps
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