Happy New Year 2026 🎉
December 2025 Monthly Update
TL;DR:
December was about shipping through pressure. We focused on core features, infra stability, and agent readiness. No slowdown, no excuses. SAM is entering 2026 stronger, clearer, and more agent-native.
Key Metrics (Last 30 Days)
• New users onboarded: 200
• New agents deployed: 100
• Points earned by SAM users: 350K
What Shipped in December
→ Zora Profile Targeting:
Users can now target specific Zora profiles and automatically act on their Content Coins. Instead of chasing launches, agents wait for creators. This changes how early access works on the
$zora ecosystem.
→ Infra optimization & bug fixes:
Execution stability, reliability, and performance improvements across the terminal. Less friction, fewer edge cases, smoother agent runs.
→ Help Center upgrade:
We launched detailed tutorials for building personal DeFAI agents. Anyone can now understand how to set up and run agents step by step.
help.samterminal.com
→ Clanker-focused ACM agents:
We launched 3 Clanker ACM agents, trained on historical data from 35 top
$clanker ecosytem tokens. These agents monitor new Clanker launches and execute automatically when they match predefined investment theses.
→
$SAM launch on
@noicedotso:
December also marked the
$SAM token launch. The first block alone saw $150K in sniper activity, making it one of the most heavily sniped launches on Noice after
$jesse. It wasn’t an easy start, but we kept building.
Context Matters
Markets weren’t friendly. Snipers were aggressive. Attention was fragmented.
Still, development didn’t stop.
December wasn’t about hype.
It was about preparing agents for better conditions.
What’s Next in January
• ACM agents evolving in improving market conditions
• Continued Clanker focus
• Point system expansion and airdrop mechanics
• Stronger agent economics and clearer participation paths
We’re building toward Agentic Capital Markets step by step. Agents that don’t panic. Systems that don’t sleep. Infrastructure that compounds over time.
Thanks to everyone testing, breaking things, and sticking around.
See you on the other side.