This may singularly be the most poignant meme I’ve ever read.

I didn’t wake up to a murder-suicide this morning….so there’s that.

Stolen meme:

Because the 33rd paid for their defense and stability. #lb

Why in the hell is the Southern Poverty Law Center having ads actively playing on Morning Joe??????

Spending $45,000 on your wedding and then saying you can’t afford a down payment on a house is tragic

It’s 8:45 AM on Sunday and I am utterly amazed at the quantity of people getting off at the exit to go to the casino!!!!!

RT @ammalusty: Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

Normies: don’t learn German, it’s such a difficult language German:

It's funny to think Indiana has stolen two NFL teams.

Whenever I feel dejected, I remember the greatest hitter in baseball history had a career batting average of .344. The only answer is grind harder!!!!!

There’s a movie coming out about George Washington soon. There’s a piece of me that would really love to see it. But then there’s another piece of me that knows the actual history of America, and I’m inclined to believe they’re going to omit a ton of important information that shows George Washington being the incredibly flawed man that he was. So much so, it kind of amazes me how much we hold him in such high reverence, considering how likely he was to stab you in the back….

If you have the opportunity, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND going to the Duesenbuerg museum. It’s AMAZING!!!!!!!!

The fact the Supreme Court never sites the Anti-Federalist papers, when the question in front of the court involves the Bill of Rights, is one of the most glaring wrongs that needs to be corrected in America!!!! If you want to to argue original intent, why don’t you cite the original intent??? I have had this question for decades. Patrick Henry is our most forgotten founder, whose work influences your life daily!!!!!!

This may be one of the greatest campaigns I’ve ever witnessed.

Freddy had an In-fat-uation for unctuous girls. He even sang about how fat bottomed girls made the rocket world go round.

Dear Europeans: Yes, we understand that central air is hard to build into old homes. Yes, we also understand that your windows are a bit different. But here's the part that confuses us. Why do you have to buy window A/C designed for American windows? Why can't Europeans, living in Europe, design A/C units to fit European windows, for other Europeans, who live in Europe? Yes, Willis Haviland Carrier was an American, but he solved this problem in 1902. You have had over one hundred years to adapt his work to a slightly different aperture. Do you not build things anymore? Are there some regulations preventing you? Will your neighbors just relentlessly shame you for having air conditioning? Seriously, unsarcastically, what the hell is the obstacle, here?

If people want to stop Abortion at the source, make young men get vasectomies. When he's deemed financially and emotionally fit to be a Father, it can be reversed. Did the idea of regulating a man's body make you uncomfortable? Then mind your business.