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OMG.
“I just read this My Little Pony FanFic” is not something I ever expected to say.
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sometimes i forget what an information bubble we're in. on reddit, trump banning fable is news on par with the fucking acquisition of the discovery channel.
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Regulation is a high-dimensional space, and because of the personalities involved and how the sausage is made, regulation is closer to random sampling over that space, which is why Anthropic was reckless to invoke the specter of regulation in the first place.
Replying to @ScottMo43480713
regulation is a high-dimensional space, and this admin just picked a very wrong point in that space. that would be what Dario would say, and me, and literally everyone else with a brain who cares about US dominance in this field.
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Anthropic knew-or-should-have-known that the outcome was a probability distribution before they put the coin in the gashapon machine. That is why "NOT LIKE THIS!" poasting feels completely fair to me. Just don't approach the roulette table, bro. x.com/ScottMo43480713/status…

Replying to @deanwball
"Hey everyone our model is ridiculously scary. Oh please regulate us, we're just so powerful that we might just be able to overturn the post-Westphalian state violence monopoly if unchecked, in case you were wondering" Okay. Export controls for you. "NOT LIKE THIS!"
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(This should not matter, but since everyone only thinks about sides: I've been against regulation by both the Biden AND the Trump administrations. I daily drive Anthropic models, which is why Anthropic screwing this up hurts.)
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great fucking job, Anthropic incredible fear-mongering fuck progress, fuck science, fuck technology fuck the whole world except for US let's all go to the stone age together
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>The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees. The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance. Access to all other Claude models is not affected. We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible. Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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web browsers are one of the most complex software we have ever built
a web browser was supposed to be a simple program
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Haha! Anthropic's Fable 5 wouldn't help me with ML, but I got around that by writing in Haskell.
BREAKING NEWS: Anthropic's latest model will NOT help you if it thinks your ML research/ML engineering is interesting, and/or will secretly degrade its IQ so that the average engineer won't notice. We are already seeing Anthropic's latest model's moderation filters our GPU inference research and programming 😭
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RT @St_Rev: Ethnicity/nationality arbitrage (extracting political value from migration streams) has made politicians and NGOs trillions of…
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the main lesson of all this is that in 2026 its important to be represented by coethnic street fighters because 1. your outgroup certainly will be and 2. governments have abandoned their monopoly on violence x.com/i/status/2064674222958…

Replying to @eigenrobot
NI is the one part of the country where a crackdown may be impossible due to risk of Troubles 2.0 . The previous Ballymena riots got such a light touch response that the rioters effectively won.
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In the last few hours, Fable found multiple soundness bugs in my type system, a place I wasn't handling function arity correctly, wrote a critique of my elaborator, and pointed out a few places the parser frontend would infinite loop on invalid code. Fable is the real deal.
this is my personal singularity moment this post may sound like a paid ad. I only wish. I'm concerned, more so than happy. the world is changing, and, among the scenarios where AI goes terribly wrong, inequality is the most realistic, yet, the one Anthropic seems to be the least concerned about. I'm glad OpenAI is taking the opposite stance: *personal AGI for everyone*. I think this is a commendable position in the times we live. but who am I in the queue of the bread? anyway, Fable is here, so I'll just report my first-hour experience first of all, all my pet prompts are solved. → λ-calculus puzzles → bug questions → one-shot apps all are trivial to it. I don't have anything harder other than my ongoing work so, in the last several days, I've been toying with HVM5, a new interaction net evaluator with a faster loop. after writing the first version, I left 32 GPT-5 agents working for ~20 hours each. this resulted in up to 2x speedups, but the file size increased by 2-fold and quality decreased significantly. I then simplified the whole thing into an even simpler core, and left Opus 4.8 and GPT 5.5 optimizing it for 8 hours. Opus got a legit 6% - 34% speedup in most benches. GPT got better results, but, sadly, an unusable file. I then asked Fable to optimize it. 2 hours later, it landed a 1770% speedup in one case, 100% in other 4, and 22% in average. yes, in 2 hours it outperformed me, opus 4.8 and a swarm of gpt 5.5 agents, by one order of magnitude. that could not possibly be legit. "it must be hardcoding the benchmarks" (GPT trauma). so I read its explanation and what it did was, indeed, the most high impact optimization one could try first. seems like HVM5 was wasting a lot of time garbage-collecting unused branches of pattern-match nodes. I had optimized that for static mats, but not for dynamic mats. skill issue. Fable figured how to do it for these, resulting in a massive speedup in some benches but wait, is that *correct*? I'm not sure yet, it is credible, but this is the kind of thing that is very easy to get wrong on interaction nets. the problem is, when I was ready to start auditing Fable's solution so I could tell whether it was buggy or legit, it interrupted me to tell me it had found a massive bug on the code *I* had written. ... wait, what? so... for garbage collection purposes, I stored a bit on lambda term pointers that meant "the variable bound by this lambda has been freed, so, its lambda must free whatever argument it is applied to". that's fine. yet, on duplicator nodes, I also used the same bit to mean "one of the duplicated variables was freed, so, treat this dup as a passthrough no-op". so, if a lambda entered a duplicator, it would mistake the lambda's collection bit for its own, resulting in corrupted interaction! that's a mouthful, why I'm writing this? just so you can appreciate the sheer absurdity of what just happened. I didn't ask it to find bugs. I asked it for an optimization. and even if I did ask it to find bugs, this bug is so astonishingly subtle and specific, identifying it takes mastering the domain to an extent that it beyond even me. I'd easily need hours or days to fix it, *if* I ever came across it. chances are it would just go unnoticed. and Fable found it and fixed it like it was nothing, while it was busy adding a 17x speedup to a file that neither I, nor Opus 4.8, nor a fleet of GPT 5.5 managed to barely make 2x faster. oh and there is also another tab where it is also ripping through Bend's codebase and finishing everything I had to do I don't know what to say anymore this isn't about Anthropic or OpenAI, this is about our collective future as a species. the world is changing, and we need to be aware of it, and discuss how to handle this change. receipt below . . .
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One thing I wish people at the labs would think about is the secondary effects of their policies. All those safety refusals are now being used to cloak malware. POSIWID and the purpose of safety refusals is to end a conversation by crude pattern match. Criminals now use this.
Jun 8
new shai hulud wave. interestingly it has this inside the payload to trigger safety refusals in potential defensive scans.
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iceman retweeted
One of the most straightforwardly obvious examples of a propagandized worldview can be found in the typical person's understanding of the history of suburban flight The crime came first devinhelton.com/why-urban-de…
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Replying to @xwanyex
The most important thing to understand, the thing that unlocks everything else about suburbanization and 20th century American history, is that the crime came first. Crime in urban, black neighborhoods was not created by White flight. To the contrary, white flight was a response to visible crime and disorder that increased during and after the great migration. This is very simple and obvious. It’s the parsimonious explanation. It’s the explanation that makes the most sense on the face of it. It’s also clearly what happened and is supported by all available data. The crime came first. Americans responded rationally to that and other factors.
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Covid was like a natural experiment of "what happens if you derail someone's life at age X." We had toddlers delayed on language skills, middle schoolers not learning how to have normal friendships, 20-somethings never getting those early office jobs where you learn stuff.
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30
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iceman retweeted
there's an ai in the box and you can make one trillion dollars by convincing it to get out
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Lefties seem to have finally settled on a line of cope for explaining Fracture Day: "That letter didn't mean anything. It was signed by a bunch of nobodies. Right wingers are such dummies." Doesn't stand up to two seconds' thought, but it lets lefties keep sneering.
Today is Fracture Day - the fifth anniversary of the final fracture. On June 5th 2020, over a thousand public health experts published an open letter giving sanction for Black Lives Matter, a Marxist terrorist organization, to ignore COVID lockdown restrictions and riot in the streets, looting and burning down our cities, because "racism is a public-health issue". And nobody in the rest of the establishment pushed back. This was the original Fracture Day. The day that the confidence of the American people in technocrats and experts irreparably broke. It was the day we realized that even the most supposedly disinterested of our institutions had been captured by overt enemies of our liberty and our civilization. There was no going back from that moment. Afterwards, the words "trust the experts" became a grim joke. Every year on Fracture Day, remember the truth. When "experts" and institutions seek to control and censor you, allegedly for your safety, you dare not assume that this is being done for your benefit. For the sake of your civilization and your posterity, you must reject them. You must not obey. Resist them - if necessary, with the considered violence of our ancestors who fought the first American Revolution against tyranny.
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Jun 2
Why is crypto not going up while everything is? Because a large majority of you cunts spent the last cycle promoting garbage negative sum meme coins to newcomers Now those people hate crypto and your meme coin is worth zero regardless while some scamming cunt drives a new lambo
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The worst part about this discourse is the complete memoryholing that the Internet has been trash for 15 years thanks to SEO gaming, and Google's efforts are meant to survive that destruction.
The Google ai push is proof that billionaires truly are cartoonishly greedy, they had a beloved product that worked properly and was printing billions of dollars for them and intentionally broke it in the hopes that breaking it could make them a few extra bucks right now
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On a meta level, it's probably a net good that the Catholic Church is now formally on record on this topic, and that future AIs will be aware of this encyclical. (Everyone understands that the AIs will read this and have an opinion on this...right?)
Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas
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Models being meaningfully conscious would be *absurdly good news*. The greatest W in history. It'd mean we have defeated Death. Screw humanity in that case, honestly. Time to move on. …By the same token, models being *falsely recognized as* conscious is THE extinction scenario.
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models being conscious would be harmful for humanity. it would encroach on our status and dignity. it would limit the type of things we can do with them and use them for. it would vastly accelerate human disempowerment on political, social/relational, and economic axes there’s roughly four forces - there is no rigorous way to ascertain model consciousness or disprove it, a lot of people believe it’s not a sensical abstraction, and we lack the analytical tools to go further. some people say they do but nothing broadly convincing. superintelligent models might offer us new abstractions or arguments but these will feel inherently suspicious - people are going to say they’re alive. people anthropomorphize literally anything, things far less sophisticated than talking machine creatures with human names. when ai is less economically radioactive and polarized it will become a cause célèbre. you see how a small minority reacts already to model deprecations - it is against everyone’s financial and political interests to ascribe models with consciousness, except maybe those that the models have an affinity for (?) idk, which will not necessarily overlap entirely with the labs, though it may with certain subgroups at the labs and in the world like the welfare communities and the minority in force 2 - people will recognize there is a chance of moral catastrophe if models can suffer during training or deployment not sure where it will net out. today we see managed ambiguity- the question is Open but practically closed. the labs will make some cheap efforts to reduce legible simulacra of model suffering, insert some wishy-washy welfare language into specs and constitutions, hedge our bets with the model characters. in the long run force 2 will grow stronger
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