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Joined June 2021
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Did you do anything most folk will never do last week? I did, and I do it often. I was filming my new show pilot...just gotta sell it now.
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Good morning from a bright Black Country. Simple way to avoid the UK government ID checks. 1/ Install a decent VPN I use @NordVPN 2/ Use a "hardened" privacy browser, I use @brave Enjoy private internet use. Any questions just ask here.
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When you forget you’re forty years old! 😁😅
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I'm a fire Starmer, twisted fire Starmer!
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We need a GE within 6 months
Any attempt to impose mandatory Digital ID will be fully repealed, scrapped and eradicated by a Restore Britain Government.
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This is the Man who assaulted and stole @YoungBobRB equipment Do your thing guys . Make him famous RT
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It really can happen! But it will take us all to get behind and join Restore Britain to do it!
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🚨 THE DIGITAL PRISON IS ALREADY HERE. Good morning to the millions of hardworking Brits waking up to a brand new surveillance state. 55 million adults will soon need to hand over their passport or face scan just to use X, Instagram and YouTube. Every single adult. Not just teenagers. 450,000 people signed a petition to scrap it in days. The government said no! The same government that cannot track 224,700 failed asylum seekers wants your biometric data before you are allowed to post a tweet. This was never about children. Screenshot this before they bury it. RT if you refuse. 🇬🇧🔥
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Did you know MPs didn't receive a salary until 1911? Maybe it's time to head back to those halcyon days 🤔 might encourage them to actually represent their constituents every now and again. We need to push for this, plus take us back to pre war taxes so we can bin most off.
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Yes for treasonous politicians, police and rapists/child abusers. Problem solved very quickly.
Do you think the UK should bring back the death penalty Yes or No?
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Its a parody yes...whats his name again? Fuck nose!!
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Wow! Only had 2hrs sleep last night due to @ufc being on. Not the best card, but by far the best show they have ever put on imo. For Trump to go and spend time talking to the Gaethje family, you wouldnt get that from anyone else! Anyways, then slept 10am-2.30pm! Just alive lol.
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Vpn for me, fuck you @Keir_Starmer you work for us, not us for you!
🚨 A "BIG MOMENT FOR OUR COUNTRY." Good morning to the millions of everyday Brits waking up to a new digital prison. Keir Starmer has just officially announced his blanket ban on social media for teenagers! He literally stood at a podium, rambled on about his childhood in the 1970s, and claimed he is doing this to keep your kids safe. 🤡 You honestly have to laugh at the sheer delusion. He completely refuses to protect our actual streets from violent criminals, but he is completely obsessed with policing your family's phones. Do not be fooled for a single second! To enforce this ban, every single adult in Britain will now be forced to upload a passport or digital ID just to browse the web! This is not about child safety. It is a massive Trojan horse for total state surveillance. RT if you see right through this scam and refuse to let the Labour elite control us! 🇬🇧🔥
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That was better than I expected 😳😂
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Ugh. This is DISGUSTING @LushLtd. Teenage girls love to shop in your stores and here you are happily encouraging them to CUT OFF THEIR HEALTHY BREASTS in the name of trans pride. This is beyond repulsive. It's dangerous and sick. No parent should allow their child near your stores. Please share: #BoycottLushNow
Dear Lush (cc Chelmsford City Council), As a woman who had half a breast removed last year due to cancer, I am writing to raise my concerns about your “Proud of My Stripes” window display. I am also, on behalf of other women who have experienced breast cancer, respectfully requesting its removal. Because mastectomies are not a fashion statement, an identity marker or something to be celebrated. They are something women undergo because they are ill, because they are frightened, because they are trying to stay alive. Around 59,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer in the UK every year. Many will undergo surgery - a mastectomy, lumpectomy or other procedure. Others choose preventive mastectomies because they carry a high-risk BRCA gene mutation. If a woman chooses to have her breasts removed to affirm a gender identity, that is her personal choice. I honestly don’t know the number of women who have elective mastectomies for this reason. What I do know is that it is a tiny number compared with those for whom breast surgery is medically necessary and not something to be celebrated. I think I speak for many women who have experienced breast cancer - and for their families - when I say this: Breast removal surgery is not something I regard as cute, playful or empowering. Nor is it something I believe retailers should be celebrating. For that reason, I am requesting that the display be removed and that @ChelmsCouncil apologise for promoting it on social media. Yours sincerely, Janet Murray
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It's kinda grainy footage... but is that Big Mike in the wild?
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Doctor Who: Jacob Rees-Mogg returns with another spooky serving. This time, the Doctor travels back to Makerfield, only to be captured by the dreaded “Cyber People”, because apparently we can’t say Cybermen anymore. And who is the new Davros? It’s only Andy Burnham. {satire}
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If you're having a bad day, here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.

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This just set the left back 1,000 years
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Josh Hokit at UFC 250! “Michelle Obama is a man” Then he walks off like this 👀
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