im so julia
Joined June 2014
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Jun 12
Ahh a beautiful morning… the sun is shining in Florida and the birds are chirping. I think I’ll log onto social media and see the response to my set list last night. This is gonna be awesome!!
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Feb 20
No I can’t meet you for a drink, I’m busy monitoring this monkey situation.
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Feb 20
Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng.
Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him.
Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Feb 16
Im tearing up. Thank God. Thank you Good Chimpmaritan
In the troop, the first adult monkey willing to help Panchi groom for lice.
The “Naruto Monkey” has finally found one who accepts him. 🥹
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Feb 9
a puerto-rican and an italian holding hands on america's biggest stage, everything is new york city
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Sweetie you’re spiking mommy’s cortisol and making me less beautiful
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someone get me harryween tickets you can stay at my hotel for free
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Feb 2
“You better not be a hot ass mess when I get there!”
Me:
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Feb 2
Fuck that fucking groundhog. No wonder he showed up on the Epstein files. Fucking pervert
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Feb 2
Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Jan 23
pride flag colourpicked from ONLY trumps skin
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Jan 22
Get in line sister
Zoe Kravitz thinks Harry Styles is her ‘soulmate’ pagesix.com/2026/01/21/celeb…
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
Jan 22
sorry kids you’re not going to college because mommy had to see harry styles 30 times at madison square garden
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RT @mskmalibu: a walkable city and my best friends
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
30 Dec 2025
White people be like I used to be blond as a kid
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
30 Dec 2025
no sorry I cant come out tonight my jeans are in the wash
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julia (high functioning crazy person) retweeted
27 Dec 2025
hair is unwashed so i obviously feel like i’m fundamentally unlovable
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