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3 Oct 2023
Great analogy for us. If you're in a hole of despair. Take a chance. Work your ass off. Beans and rice for awhile. Friends might help but you can do it on your own. You'll get to that ocean of success and survival.
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Y'all are trying to get me kilt!!!
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AJ and the Youngster are leaving me for a week on the 13th. What should I do that week? A) Stay home and shit post all week. B) Run up to the SD property and check it out. C) Blow all of my investments on hookers and blow D) Teach you animals a new recipe or math
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Girl, if you think that cardboard is a good hamburger, come on over and I'll feed you the best burger you'll ever have in your life. Better wait a week until AJ comes home though. There's a good chance I'd go missing pretty quick if you came over the week I'm a bachelor.
I’m an English girl in the USA right now on the quest to find the best American food 🇺🇸 I’m not kidding when I say that the in and out burger was the nicest bit of beef I’ve ever had in my life. I could literally taste the seasoning. Where should I try next?
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These two are so fun!

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Could care less about soccer but really enjoying seeing all the foreign youngsters having a blast and waking up to the American culture.

ALT Vince Vaughn Party GIF

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Saw a litter today
Have you ever spotted a fox while out in nature?
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Ladies, I'm pretty sure there are some American's that would love you right back. #JustAGuess
They Love America
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That is scary because that would mean America had fallen to communism. 😂😂😂😂😂
If football ever becomes America’s number one sport, the rest of the world is in trouble. This country already dominates so many sports commercially. If they fully embrace football with the same energy, investment and obsession… that’s scary.
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No, it looks like there's more people right next door.
5 Bedrooms 4 baths 3000 square feet. 429,000. 20 Minutes from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Think it would work for you?
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Beef or Green Peppercorn gravy
Steak. Mashed potatoes. And one empty space on the plate. So, everyone — what would be the perfect side dish to complete this plate?
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Good Lord, Golden Corral is shit food.
I just had an out of body experience
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Buc-eeys couldn't have dreamed up a better marketing campaign than have a bunch of Euro's visit them while the tourist's enjoy a inferior sport tournament.
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These are the people we should have been importing.

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Maine is full of Nazis then?
🚨New: Bill Mahar has endorsed Graham Planter in the Maine Senate Race: “I would still urge the folks in Maine to vote for him, for two reasons.” “One, we need to restore balance in our government, and a Democratic Senate would help a lot with that.” “And two, get used to it, America is a country filled with a lot of broken, horribly educated, phone addicted, sort of nutty people, and as long as we live in a representative democracy, we are always electing our reflection in the mirror.”
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What kind of mid food are you eating where Chick-fil-A is fine dining?

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"Only America can make a gas station a tourist destination." 😂😂😂

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Ore-Ida's name is a syllabic abbreviation of the first few letters of Oregon and Idaho, where the company was originally founded and where the potatoes are grown. I have no idea why I know this.

ALT Basketball Byu GIF by Ore-Ida Potatoes

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Seems like a pretty low standard
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Given 30 years and extreme dedication, do you think a 90 IQ person could become a physicist?
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Those are the type of men that created this country. . . . . And you're not
Everyone around the world says we are a joke. But that’s just the people who think it’s inappropriate to have a circus of backflipping motocrossers & cage fighters desecrating the epicenter of a nation who once prized democracy and equal rights for all.
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Never seen it, looks dumb
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