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Jun 15
I believe I have now become a very big fan of haram football.
There is something uniquely beautiful seeing incredibly talented attackers struggle to put a goal through in a football match.
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Jun 15
You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.
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Started lifting weights again two weeks ago.
Aged 49.
The result is that everyday.
An entirely different part of the body.
Becomes entirely unusable.
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Jun 13
This is a great insight about human nature, and what actually satisfies us.
Russell Crowe talks pushing back on studio pressure for sex scenes in Ridley Scott’s ‘Gladiator’ and says ‘Gladiator II’ failed to ignite audiences in the same way as the original film because it lacked a “moral core” - Taormina Film Festival
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Jun 14
The New York Knicks won the NBA championship 😭
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Jun 13
Brazil look like a team with a Brentford striker up top
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Jun 12
A Dream Differed
But for Nigeria boycotting the 1976 Olympics in Canada, my dad who had won gold at the 1st edition of the National Sports Festival in 1973 would've been an Olympian.
Many Africans differed their dreams for South Africa's liberation.
📍National Stadium, Lagos.
Jun 12
In 1976, Nigeria pulled out of the Olympics in Canada in protest against New Zealand, whose rugby team had toured apartheid South Africa despite an international sporting boycott of the racist regime.
When the IOC refused African demands to ban New Zealand from the Games, Nigeria joined 28 other African nations in walking away, even though many of their athletes had already arrived in Canada.
Source: New Nigerian
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Jun 10
I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.
Jun 10
United Airlines B767 Landing Goes Wrong at Zurich Airport
What went wrong here?
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Jun 11
I no longer believe in special occasions. Every day that you're alive is a special occasion. So wear that watch, those shoes, that dress. Life is short.
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Jun 11
the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success
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Jun 11
2am, I came to boil egg, and somehow I ended up reading through this whole thread, and the Part 2.
The longest thread I’ve read, and very glad I did.
What a talented story teller you are Josiah.
Highly recommend. I promise it’s worth your time.
Jun 10
My wife had been dead for five years, but every month, I still sent $500 to her mother. I thought I was supporting an old widow in a coastal town. Then the bank told me the account had a problem....
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Jun 10
It's a shame Harry Kane the playmaker can't pass to Harry Kane the finisher really.
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Jun 11
Let no one be fooled by the fact that we may write in English, for we intend to do unheard-of things with it— Chinua Achebe
😭🤣🤣😂
Jun 10
When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"
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Jun 10
Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.
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