i abuse the hell out of my anonymity

Joined February 2018
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24 May 2020
im gonna name my daughter herchelle and my son hischelle so they can be my shells ❤
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one must develop a crush so out of your league you have no option but to overcome yourself and evolve
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I can't believe I'm sharing this, but here is 13 year old Tom, vlogging on his youtube channel from his bedroom. This a video from a channel long since shut down, from the year of our lord 2010. None of it is my proudest work - but I got better as I got older. I learned skills and made friends, some of whom I still know to this day. Making these silly videos over time taught me so much about video editing, talking to cameras, and being effective on social media. I failed a lot before I got better. But I had the chance to try. I developed skills that have helped me enormously in adult life. Had I not been able to make silly videos on youtube - and get motivated/excited about thousands of people watching them - my subsequent life would have certainly looked very different. Some might argue that would have been for the better, but it would have certainly been for the more boring.
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if your parents worked hard to give you a safety net, don't insult them by playing it safe
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they told us in sex ed not to be pressured into sex bc of this actually lol
again i think we need to put women through sex ed again where they get a lesson on what blueballing is and why men are frustrated about this
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勉強をして学歴が高まると選択肢が増えると言うが、嘘だと感じる。 学歴が高くなるほど、心理的に選択できる職業の幅は狭くなる。高学歴になることは選択肢を増やさない。プライドが肥大化するので、物理的には選べるが心理的に選べない状況になる。学歴は選択肢を増やすという言説は危険に思われる。
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I still love everyone I’ve ever loved
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Genuinely how do ppl in prison get jacked? There's no way they are eating 150 g of protein a day
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i have decided that the song mr brightside will be banned from wedding because it represents an adolescent period of my life where i kept kissing randos to that song
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i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from: •getting humiliated •showing up terrified and doing it anyway •admitting you might be the problem
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just burst into tears
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that’s not true. she consciously chooses to be radically optimistic
“ai porque a dua lipa só faz música feliz” e como que uma mulher dessas vai escrever e cantar sobre coisas tristes quando a vida dela é assim:
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ada tamu datang ke rumah terus ngerokok, aku sodorin asbak ini malah pada diam ngeliatin
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ban linkedin
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps TikTok YouTube Snapchat Instagram X Reddit Facebook Twitch Kick Threads
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something i've learned pretty late in my dating life is i want someone with a little bit of an ego. big egos are ugly, but no ego is just boring, nothing to contend with
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God honors his favorites by crushing them, drops the whole insufferable wretched weight of purpose on their spines until they either snap into shape or snap entirely. the unburdened, those buoyant grinning vapid little phantoms drifting through their own lives without a single crushing thing to carry, they are forgotten
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does annoy me that nobody is that ambitious for UK. why shouldn’t bbc be best broadcasting network in world? why shouldn’t we be world leader in research, science, technology, industry etc? why should we be so reliant on yanks? it actually isn’t impossible for us to be serious
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sometimes i see people in their 30s talking abt "no one ever told me .." for basic tasks . like at some point u gotta tell urself
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will not be participating in this latest gender war discussion about men not wanting to make out unless it leads to sex … i don’t curse out companies who don’t give me a return offer, i just put them on my CV … be grateful for the experience chads x
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equally i’m always grateful for internships
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Starting to tell my wife a really juicy bit of drama and then abruptly ending the story before the climax to simulate blue balls for women
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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