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Joined January 2010
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Says the man whose party gave multi-million pound contracts to their mates and weaponised immigration through fear...
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Me: Alexa, set timer 1 minute Alexa: Do you want to name this timer? Me: No thanks Alexa: Do you want to name this timer? Me: No, just bloody start it and stop pissing around! 1 minute later.... #alexa @AmazonUK
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Simon Eddison retweeted
All arrived safely! Happy Christmas to you all. #lhr
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Only hundreds? Oh dear.... 🤣🤣🤣
After a busy day of Tory chaos, a warm welcome to the hundreds of new Reform members joining today and huge thanks for your most generous donations…. Great to have you onboard as we approach the election….
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I hit the reheat!
Nice. Didn’t know you’d upgraded to a Typhoon.
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The volume of water that fell in Pelion on Tuesday was equal to the annual rainfall of London, said meteorologist George Tsatrafyllias. Beautiful Pelion has been scarred, but it will rise again. 💚💚💚💚💚 #greekfloods
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The volume of water that fell in Pelion on Tuesday was equal to the annual rainfall of London, said meteorologist George Tsatrafyllias. Let that sink in... This is Melina yesterday. #greekfloods
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Beautiful Horto has been devastated by the flooding in Pelion. We were there on Friday and left Volos on Saturday. 😪 #greekfloods
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This government is full of incompetent idiots & they have the gaul 2 lecture the airlines on how 2 do their jobs Imagine if the previous bag of idiots' plans had come to be... there would be no right to compensation as the EU law would have been revoked. theguardian.com/world/2023/a…
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Swan family is looking forward to some sun on Lake Uckinghall... when the fog clears! #swans #summer
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Exactly.
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I know @GaryLineker and the rest of us with basic knowledge of history aren’t allowed to say the tone of a Home Secretary calling for actual lawyers to be jailed is exactly like the tone of 1930s Germany; but it’s exactly like the tone, and indeed the reality, of 1930s Germany.
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Simon Eddison retweeted
We’re trying to get as many followers as Rishi Sunak so we can show the government just how many people are prepared to fight for the NHS and its staff. Please can you help by following us and retweeting this?
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Replying to @MarinaPurkiss
@MarinaPurkiss ... genius
Unlike Pinocchio… The more Sunak lies The shorter his trousers get.
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Me: Tom, did you catch that while Dove? Tom: Err no. That was Theia. She's been after it all week. Me: I thought you said Theia was rubbish at catching birds? Tom: Jerry has been giving her tips. Me: Have you washed your face today? No.. thought not 😂 #caterday #CatsOfTwitter
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Jerry basking on his new fussing bench #caterday #catsofx #CatsOfTwitter
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#Caturday Chats with Tom
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It's quite simple @carolvorders, like most of us, ura kind person who cares about others and is intolerant of bullshit and lies.
A GB News Presenter called Camilla has written a piece for the front page of Telegraph today, where she demonstrates how she finds it incomprehensible that someone, after 13 years of Tory govt, would not want to vote Conservative! Or show responsibility to society. Hmmmmm. Still it’s good to know that an old bird like me, & all of us together, can get them so gloriously confused!! Nice graphics 🙄
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Given the fires currently ablaze in Southern Europe, if you have ever wondered how the Super Scoopers and other firefighter aircraft pick up water... Here's how 😲 #firefighter #Greecewildfires #wildfire #ClimateEmergency
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I was in Kefalonia twice in 2007. Once in July and again in early September. Yes, there were some isolated fires, and yes, the Super Scoopers were out, as they are most years, but to say the entire island was pretty much burnt down is complete bollox 🤣
Isn’t it interesting what short memories people have. I was in Kefalonia in the summer of 2007, when the entire island pretty much burnt down. It was bleak - just a barren ash landscape for many miles around. It was over 40C and too hot to go outside most days. Nobody thought that our holiday experience was remarkable or unusual, we were told that forest fires were just one of those things that happened. But there was no narrative to push back then 🤷🏼‍♀️
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This is how they do it.. Keep safe💞
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"This is a picture which hits Greece every single year, but it is predicted to get worse as climate change gets worse." Sky's @SiobhanRobbins has the latest👇 trib.al/CNDRDwR 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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