Porting stuff to consoles. AAA gamedev for 15 y (ex-Crytek). Automotive stuff. CNCing old turret lathes. Writing a game in C. Father. Catholic. Swordsman/stunt.

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Profiling & Optimization Expectation: -clever algorithms -SoA -hand-written SIMD Reality: -rewriting totally retarded stuff that makes no sense and either quadratic or exponential -removing unneccessary abstraction and polymorphism -adding reserve() / resize() -removing Log()
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Any of you retarded nerds have XP with the Cluvens Scorpion Gaming Cockpit? I'm finishing my new work room this year, and thinking of getting one, but first wanna ask around before dropping 5-10 grand on the thing :)
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I remember visiting München mid-summer. I was a bit tanned. I didn't even get fake smiles or anything resembling a service from the locals in restaurants. Turkish guys on the other hand.. let's say I ate döner for the rest of the week 😂
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Wow, looks super cool
So I found this survival RPG where your house has procedurally animated walking legs - Farm, craft, build & explore dungeons & caves on foot - Upgrade your fortress to walk or even fly - Some bosses can only be defeated using your base It's called Loya
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We need more games looking like this
Announcing my 90s Fantasy Adventure Epic ⚔️ The Telwynium ⚔️ is coming to Steam! 💀 Wishlist away! (Link in reply) 🧙 Play the Demo (Book 1 - Winter's Dawn) too!!
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I'm considering putting on a wig, changing the name in my CV, and reapplying to some studios I worked before. I know at least one that would hire me instantly..
Replying to @YorchTorchGames
Becoming trans is job security in the video game industry.
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Hey, anyone in my network with US citizenship and ECS experience (flecs would be nice)? I'm trying to help a friend who is looking for a principal engineer.
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Looks fun 😊
In Pig King, if you accidently let go of your Grapple Gun during swing and it gets stuck on the ceiling, you can always drink some Fart Juice to fly and get it.
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Seizing the means of production much? 😂
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America. This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
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congrats, we have reached AGI. AI now is just as retarded as an average dude. If you try to explain complex things to it, it just forgets half of the context and bullshit something even when it has zero fucking clue.
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Important stuff
I don't know why you need this information, but this is the aerodynamics of a beaver
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Because I’m not a climate retard, m I looked into actual statistics, and I’m pretty sure we had 33 in fucking april and 36 multiple times in May in the last 150 years..
I'm not even 30 years old yet (barely) and I recall that when I was a child, 30° was something we'd get for maybe a few days in mid-August, with anything near 33° being considered newsworthy 31° in May... what have we done to this planet, man
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That's an instant wishlist for me.
Ever wanted to know the story behind those medieval killer rabbits? Check out Johan's first gameplay trailer and see what rabbits were made of back then. Wishlist here! store.steampowered.com/app/4…
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Looks like a game that's not only interesting and good looking, but something I would actually buy and play!
This indie dev is making a medieval soulslike where you play as a cute rabbit named Johan - Parry, break posture, trigger lethal finishers - Summon folklore creatures using manuscript pages - Traverse using a viney grappling hook Would you play this? It's called Johan.
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Replying to @iScienceLuvr
Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard
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Aye. I could do that 🤣
The future is ours
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Dude, don't lie to us, no one fucking cares about the dynamic cloth interactions and the arm animation. Procedural animation of other body parts, on the other hand.. 😅
Why reinvent the wheel? By knowing the cloth sim logic and writing it from scratch (with the help of AI answering my questions) I can add fancy dynamic cloth interactions between an arm animation to flip a cape back when it gets in front. I added two soft grab constraints to the cape cloth sim to force flip the cape to the back, tied with an arm animation and hand position in flight. It's great that it works as a prototype, and shows the level of control I have over the cloth sim. But for the actual game play, I will need another pass so that this doesn't happen too often to be distracting to the eye of a player.
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Looks cool :)
I'm making a cozy and relaxing town builder called 🌳🏡Island Architect 🏡🌳! - Coastal European vibe - Sculpt terrain, including caves & sea arches - Build wonky, curved buildings Wishlist now on Steam!
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this is rad as fuck. if i’m ever president when we go to war we lead with drone skeletor.

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