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6 Jun 2023
Yes. I also have a big nose. Congratulations on possessing at least one of the five major senses.
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Jun 13
Getting legmogged by a bird
Clavicular had his wisdom teeth removed just one day after undergoing otoplasty surgery😳
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Apr 7
My patient told me : When I was 14 I told my therapist that my step father had been abusing me physically and sexually.
My very next session, I walked in and he was in the room waiting.
My therapist told him everything I said, then made me sit there and listen while she explained how every instance I had trusted her with was just one misunderstanding after the next.
If this wasnt bad enough, I was then made to apologize and go home with him.
In case you wonder why women and girls dont come forward.
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Humanity.
Apr 7
What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?
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Christians are so adorable with their victim complex. But dry drunks are annoying.
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No, I get it. My local natural history museum has land dinosaurs' fossils even though this area was an ocean.
Apr 3
This shit is so weird.
1. There’s literally a giant ass Holocaust Memorial smack in the middle of Boston. It’s like a whole friggin park. They have tour guides and everything.
2. The Holocaust didn’t even happen in America. The victims weren’t even American. Why TF does every city in America need *multiple* memorials/museums dedicated to this foreign historical event???
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I daresay she is perpetually unwell, but not quite in the same way.
I sat next to a vaccinated person on a couch for two hours yesterday and am still unwell 24 hours later.
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Apr 1
My cousin captured Artemis takeoff from his flight. So cool
📸: @radddd44
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Mar 28
There should be a term like a "Warner Brothers relationship". I never understood why characters would continue to run downhill to avoid a boulder rather than just running to the side. But sometimes it's more logical to focus on avoiding death rather than planning a good escape.
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Mar 13
Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A "Historic Opportunity" deadline.com/2026/03/kash-pa…
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Mar 11
Finally figured out what to give my dog on her birthday.
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Mar 11
Oh, so you're a Trekkie? The name your three favorite solutions to The Kobayashi Maru.
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Mar 11
.@JakeLang is a racist pedo who yearns for the wood chipper.
Mar 10
Hey everyone, I can admit when I was wrong. Being reckless when a bomb is thrown over your head is not a good look and that weighs heavily on me and my family.
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Mar 11
It's so awesome that I only look this guy up when shit happens.
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Mar 9
Washed up white ladies when they realize they encountered a trans person in college
Mar 9
“really harrowing stuff. wow. hard to believe she survived that.”
@Brocklesnitch @esjesjesj @nikicaga @AriDrennen @eathedocument @KaskaJessica @bbfeebeee @ElGranSenglar @AttackOnChitin
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Thomas Martin retweeted
Mar 10
Yeah this AI shit is about to fry 40% of the country’s brains. Not great.
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Mar 9
Muslims don't belong in American society.
Pluralism is a lie.
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Not to be overly pedantic, but he's literally being an "anti-Israel hater."
19 Jun 2020
There is so much ignorance about Israel and Israelis. They are so many lies told by anti-Israel haters.
I like the personal touch so I thought I would take you on a bit of a tour to meet some:
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Scared about something that didn't happen. Y'all are doing great!
Mar 9
I admit it. I was wrong. Tampons in boys bathrooms was the better choice.
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Mar 9
What are we even doing here?
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