⚡city lover/data nerd/cheese enthusiast✌️
Joined November 2011
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12 Jun 2024
i just finished reading Raw Dog and have not stopped talking about it for one second. i bought a hair clip in the shape of a hot dog. i am obsessed and can’t believe we’ve been gifted with fresh joey chestnut drama
12 Jun 2024
hi it’s jamie, mrs. hot dog herself. i can help you understand the joey chestnut ban 🌭☀️🫡
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31 Mar 2024
decided to quit dating apps and meet someone the old-fashioned way: my Dalmatian falls in love with their Dalmatian
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25 Nov 2023
sometimes a girl will be like i used to live with a ghost and you just have to be like yeah thats so true
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15 Nov 2023
i dont know who needs to hear this, but your identity is not your job. your identity is a sick ass jacket everyone recognizes you by
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3 Sep 2023
stop thinking you need a relationship to be happy. sometimes all you need is affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood where you can wear nice little outfits and get food
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4 Jul 2023
That little margarita song is so funny because if you give me 3 margaritas, the lyrics are on point, but if you give me 4 margaritas I will start explaining how German WW2 soldiers were basically on meth and how that impacted world history.
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28 Jun 2023
I just disassociated for 20 minutes and I’m wondering how I put that on my timesheet
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3 Jan 2023
I really enjoyed this (yes, scroll all the way down!) neal.fun/deep-sea/
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2 Dec 2022
Great advice via @joshgondelman "No need to 'just ask questions' about Jews overall unless those questions are 'When is Hanukkah this year?' (Answer: Sometime in December...) or 'Is it weird if I wear a yarmulke at your wedding?' (Answer: Nope!)" mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-…
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23 Nov 2022
I don’t need kids dirtying up my prized possessions.
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15 Oct 2022
The student loan forgiveness application is now LIVE: studentaid.gov/debt-relief/a…
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22 Sep 2022
Shazam, but for someone’s face who literally just told me their name 6 seconds ago.
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31 Jul 2022
I used to live right across from the Westerkerk. Listening to boat guy and bell guy play together felt like something out of a fairy tale. Bell guy used to pop out of a tiny window way up high in the bell tower to say hello!
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31 Jul 2022
This was in 2015! I’d love to know how this started, how long they’ve been playing together. It’s magical.
27 Jun 2022
Is that normal or am I dying: a memoir
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3 Jun 2022
the thing about the ocean is it’s haunted and I do not fuck with it. 95% of the ocean is unexplored? good. it’s none of our business
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31 May 2022
I first applied for an affordable housing voucher in 1993.
I finally got a call back in 2004 to tell me my son who just graduated high school couldn’t be on my lease.
Today in 2022 I finally got a letter telling me I made it to the top of the waiting list. I have no words.
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29 Mar 2022
no worries if not!!
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