EMINƎM

Joined April 2026
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Jun 11
I need to learn the phonetic alphabet, I sound so dumb on calls when they ask to clarify
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Jun 11
hey so does anyone know if i can go home
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The munchies aren’t hunger. It’s my taste buds hosting the Met Gala. For a $2 snack cake.
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Guy I'm dating uses chatgpt to reply to all my texts
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Jun 11
I once got an email from HR asking me to complete a survey about my onboarding experience. I had been at the company for 3 years. When I replied pointing this out they sent me a different survey about my overall employee experience. It had 89 questions.
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Jun 11
Gun to your head, name a Maxican.
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Gone are the days when we used to play baby, lawyer, muslim, church. Now everyone is fighting for their life.
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Jun 11
Alcohol horny or wine horny?
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Jun 11
what do they put in weed that makes you need to touch yourself for 2 hours straight after smoking it
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Poverty is the repercussion of not taking risk.
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Understanding babe no easy, na everytime I dey nod head because of love.
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When somebody says money can't buy you happiness and you show up with what you bought🔥
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He took the name "Sincere" way too literally 😭
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The short man would have won the fight if he focused and not starting to speak Patois 😭😂
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once u realize how fake life is you’ll do better at it
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Jun 11
she flipped over and landed like a praying mantis 😭😭😭😭
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y’all argue over split bills, Bean just hit a $132K bonus playing Age of Seth on Rainbet.
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Someday, I will tell you my story, but trust me, you'll ask me how l've been maintaining the smile on my face.
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when the meal is perfection but the youtube video is highkey trash

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Autism: I need people to say exactly what they mean. ADHD: I need people to get to the point. AuDHD: I need people to say exactly what they mean and say it faster
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