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Sam Howat @sph

I like to run.

Joined May 2008
  • Tweets 602
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Sam Howat@sph
24 Jul 2023
Bye Twitter. You were ok for a brief period of time.
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byron@bikehugger@bikehugger
23 Jul 2023
A bit of dust got in my eye while watching this.
Tour de France™
@LeTour
21 Jul 2023
There isn't one quote we could pick out of this interview to do it justice. If there is one interview you watch today, make it this one with @matmohoric. On n'a pas su choisir une seule citation qui rendrait hommage à l'interview. Du coup si vous devez écoutez un seul interview en entier aujourd'hui, faites en sorte que ce soit celui de @matmohoric. #TDF2023
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zeldman
@zeldman
30 Jun 2023
Please make an app that blocks all blue checkmarked accounts. Thank you.
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Years Progress
@YearsProgress
10 Jun 2023
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Sam Howat@sph
7 Apr 2023
Dad life is 👍
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Years Progress
@YearsProgress
2 Apr 2023
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Years Progress
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Sam Howat@sph
13 Dec 2022
That's right, spell check, I totally meant "meth head" not "meat head". Don't let spell check ruin your holiday cards!
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Sam Howat@sph
7 Dec 2022
The best perk of parenting a newborn is all the consistency in your day-to-day life.

ALT Frustrated Parks And Recreation GIF
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Adam@adamgreattweet
22 Nov 2022
For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital
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Sam Howat@sph
21 Nov 2022
Telecom companies suck and will continue to suck as long as their version of "innovation" extends no further than buying up other telecom companies.
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Hayden
@the_transit_guy
7 Oct 2022
Jerry’s apartment hallway can’t exist. My entire childhood was a lie.
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Sam Howat@sph
4 Oct 2022
LOL… so many conversations make sense now!
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Mark Manson
@Markmanson
20 Sep 2022
We assume change has to be some grand and dramatic action. It doesn’t. Quitting alcohol will change your life more than climbing a mountain. Regular exercise will make you happier than an expensive seminar. A talk with a friend will mean more than a fancy party. Start small.
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B/R Football
@brfootball
18 Sep 2022
Can't hit it any better than that 📐 (via @MLS)

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beardy boy@joshua_j123
14 Sep 2022
The Kelly Rowland/Excel mystery has finally been resolved
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Jon Stokes
@jon_stokes
13 Sep 2022
Dan Simmons predicted Twitter way back in 1989. The loss of memory & attention, the all-consuming obsession w/ politics, the need to offer an opinion on everything no matter how picayune, the phone-induced zombification -- all of it.
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Seattle Mariners
@Mariners
12 Sep 2022
“Absolutely incredible finish in front of a sold-out crowd!”
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Nolan Peterson
@nolanwpeterson
11 Sep 2022
Wow. Just wow.
Institute for the Study of War
@TheStudyofWar
11 Sep 2022
NEW: #Ukraine has decisively won the Battle of #Kharkiv Oblast, @TheStudyofWar can assess, recovering its territory northwest, north, and northeast of the city and ending the Russian ground & artillery threat to Ukraine’s second-largest city. Update 🧵
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Sam Howat@sph
5 Sep 2022
30 minutes of rain and it’s smoke free again 😅
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