Joined June 2011
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Jun 13
For any new followers (I've not had 1 in 97 years on hereπ) remember our Latin.
Copula em se non posit acceptra jocularum
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke..
Toodles π
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Jun 13
Been a tough hospital week (for wife not me for once)
She's had to go to radiography and Endoscopy depts of our hospital for stuff and has to go back on Monday for gastroscopy.
Luckily family & friends have been brilliant.
All looks fine atm thank god π
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Jun 13
I have many Scots friends in real life and on here so I know you'll all appreciate it when I say.....
We're all Haiti tonightππ
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Jun 13
Might just be Viagra Laineyπ¬πππ
Jun 13
I found this in my boyfriend's pocket... What medicine is he secretly taking? There are two different pills, one blue and one black. Does anyone know what they're for? I'm going crazy with suspicion.
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Jun 9
Brilliant πππ
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Jun 7
He's chipping outta the rough
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Jun 7
Quite a few of my 8 followers seem moderately sane tonight.
This comes as something of a surprise to me.
Bearing this in mind may I wish you all a wonderful night wherever you are
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Jun 7
Let's just hope he's ok and can enjoy a long and happy retirement
Denmark and Ukraine fans both stand together and applaud for Christian Eriksen.
β€οΈ
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Jun 7
Most of my adoring followers at 7pm GMTπππΈ
Jun 7
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Jun 7
All makes sense now ππ
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Jun 7
We've all been there πππ
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We all know someone like this ππ
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Never ever agesπππ
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Jun 7
I thought he was the Pope
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Jun 7
Been out feeding birds and π π.
They're eating better than me!!!
They're not getting any of my Tanqueray laterπΈπΈ so 1-0 Johnππ
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Jun 7
G'mornin folks. The sun broke briefly thru the clouds a few minutes ago so I'm cautiously optimistic that it'll be a nice day ππ
Have a good 'un wherever you're lurking.
Toodles π
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Jun 6
Anybody else getting loads of follow me and we'll have thousands of followers crap lately?
Write something interesting, funny, controversial and people will follow automatically.
Don't denigrate yourselves begging for followers.
Sayonara my x mates
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Jun 6
Got granddaughter a new car today for her 3rd birthday (even I could pedal itπ)
Take care of each other wherever you're lurking on our planet.
It's almost a pleasure speaking to some of you (j for joke π π)
Take care tossers π
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