30. Gay cisgender computer lizard. Married to @FiggyTheBat. I do music and code. He/him.

Joined November 2015
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Mar 17
For the past week or so I've been working on a little chat app. Give it a try if you want! More about the tech below
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They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.
This morning at the White House...
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whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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Visitors for FIFA just out here marvelling at Buc-ee’s in Denton, TX like I would at Edinburgh Castle.
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John Adams = 2nd president John Quincy Adams = 6th president therefore John Deucy Adams = 3rd president John Tercy Adams = 4th president John Nullcy Adams = 1st president John Sexy Adams = 7th president John Quadragesimus-sexy Adams = 47th president
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he's abandoned all his children but one, and either uses him as a human shield or completely ignores him whenever they're together. also he got into politics specifically to harm his transgender daughter. dad of the century here
Elon Musk sparked a major online conversation by sharing a unique viewpoint on parental responsibility and choice. He pointed out that because children cannot choose to be born, the decision to bring them into the world is made entirely by their parents. Therefore, the people who choose to have children must take full accountability for that choice. Under this perspective, children do not owe their parents anything in return for being raised and cared for. Instead, mothers and fathers have an absolute duty to provide unconditional love, guidance, and support throughout a child's upbringing. This idea completely flips traditional expectations, where parents often look for appreciation or future support from their offspring. Musk’s comments have pushed people to rethink the deep meaning of family dynamics and what it truly means to raise a human being. The viewpoint challenges old social habits and encourages a more selfless approach to parenting. By removing the idea of debt from the parent-child relationship, this philosophy emphasizes that caring for the next generation is a profound duty rather than an investment meant to bring personal rewards later in life. Image is for representation purpose only.
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Jun 12
Elon Musk has become the first person to cross the trillionaire threshold, at least on paper, after SpaceX priced its blockbuster initial public offering at $135 a share. cbsn.ws/4vKWwUo
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People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,
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Jun 10
🚨 Every Texas House Republican voted against funding for screwworm monitoring. There are now multiple cases of screwworm in Texas.
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Jun 9
AI is going to go away when the AI bubble pops just like .com sites went away when the .com bubble popped
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Jun 9
At the risk of sounding like the "yet you participate in society" comic, I'd like to point out that you are using twitter
Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??
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Jun 9
Anthropic's gonna run out of types of written works to name new models after
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Jun 9
I don't know who my mayor is and I get my bagels from Walmart
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during pride month too
Marco Rubio Tops JD Vance in 2028 Presidential Election Odds — Polymarket
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Jun 9
My badge clip violently disintegrated this morning while I was walking into work. It was like something out of a cartoon
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Jun 8
What a fucking creep
🚨 The Texas House passed a bill to ban AI deepfake porn. Republican Gov. Greg Abbott vetoed it.
Community note
Context needed. Governor Abbott vetoed the bill at the request of its writer, because the legislation had already passed stronger, more comprehensive bills regarding deepfake explicit material that session. fox7austin.com/news/texas-vet… (House Bill 449: AI deep fakes
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Jun 8
85% of Andrews County voted for Trump, as did 60% of people in La Salle County. This is what they voted for, unfortunately. I feel bad for the dogs and cows.
RELEASE: USDA Confirms Two Additional Cases of New World Screwworm in the United States A calf in La Salle County, TX and a dog in Andrews County, TX. aphis.usda.gov/news/agency-a…
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One-word states with two-word capitals where neither word in the capital name has the same length as the state name
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