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Where the fuck is the Grim Reaper when you need him?
Did he die in a car accident because his ass seems to be asleep behind the wheel right now
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Jun 15
Is Trump still paying for those special investigators in Hawaii looking into Obama or are the taxpayers footing that bill now?
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Jun 15
That distinct smell coming from the bathroom means yesterday someone had a succulent Chinese meal.
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Jun 14
Elon should celebrate his trillionaire status by buying himself a janky submersible.
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Tiredof_urshit retweeted
Jun 10
🚨BREAKING: In a shocking find, scientists have discovered the world’s first dog with two fully functioning assholes. 🐕
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Jun 11
They have for the stick in my ass must be replaced on a regular basis.
Jun 11
Every dog that brings you a stick genuinely believes they have solved your problems
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Jun 11
You ignorant fat fuck, if you're not saying this from Turd-a-Lardo as a private citizen then STFU.
Trump: They rigged the election. It’s been proven. We have things that you won't believe. When we release the full files, you're not going to believe how crooked election was.
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Jun 11
How do you come out as gay if you also like women? That means you're bisexual.
Are you listening Mike Johnson? #GOP
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Jun 11
Markwayne talks out of his mouth like it's his back door.
Jun 11
FOX & FRIENDS: These two court clerks are accused of taking migrants out the back door. What's gonna happen in this case in Utah?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We're gonna charge those. If you're harboring and abetting a criminal, we have zero tolerance for you. Zero.
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Tiredof_urshit retweeted
Jun 11
There once was a guy full of spin, who swears every loss is a win. If he's yelling "they're through!" You can bet it's not true... cause lying's the only damn thing he can do.
Trump on Iran:
“They're finished, and yet the fake news, just like with the election, the fake news is out there saying, 'Wow, Iran is doing just so well, Trump is doing terribly.'”
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Turns out owning the libs is very expensive but that's just the sacrifice Trump is willing #MAGA to make.
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Jun 11
Hey we don't know guys, maybe he's playing four-dimensional tiddlywinks.
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Jun 11
I think they like how confidently wrong he is about everything.
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Jun 10
When you're filling up at the gas station and watching the price spin, if you bend over and grab your ankles, that's known as the Trump Pump.
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Tiredof_urshit retweeted
Jun 9
Twitter is my favorite place to hear expert opinions from people who don't read books.
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