Has someone forgotten to invite Nigel Farage? Oh.and shouldn't we have Donald Trump to make the full set?
Imagine being so deluded that you see Liz Truss, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Lee Anderson, Andrea Jenkyns and Priti Patel as a dream team. Unthinkable.
PopCon? Try popcorn. This latest Tory splinter group will crash and burn spectacularly. Absolutely nobody wants what they're peddling.