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Joined February 2023
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On Cinema at the Cinema | Au Pays Du Cocaine - Geese
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Cause youโ€™re a good girl and you know it
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Replying to @EAQ3300
I lowkey get that
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๐Ÿšจ WATCH: Keir Starmer tells MPs that he is a "gooner"
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Replying to @PolitlcsUK
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11 Feb 2022
(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist
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They just don't make shows like this anymore. #seinfeld
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22 Jun 2020
City girls music so mean. Like I donโ€™t deserve no pussy cause Iโ€™m financially unstable? Like no pussy at all?
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Liz Fraser has just leathered one in the top corner to make it 2-1 away at Belle and Sebastian and now she's giving it large to the home fans
If youโ€™re a fan of this band, prove it by commenting some of their lyrics.
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i love being fat and ugly. it's like is that girl into me? No. zero stress
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(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers) naughty pilot (second plane) wait a tick
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Dads listening to Massive Attack
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Fat guys have stopped pulling their shirts down. "We're going to let them see all that", one remarked.
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daydreaming in class
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People that ask โ€œwhere can I watch itโ€ about a movie you recommend
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you're 3 inches inside of vlc media player and handbrake video transcoder is 3 inches inside you. you moving forward or backwardsโ“๐Ÿ‘€
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Age regression AND wine... Count me in!
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This has been sat in my notes getting sweeter and sweeter with every passing day for some time
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Druski neutral air
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Those first few Doordashes after a FULL 24 HOUR general strike/boycott (6pm yesterday-6pm today) are about to hit different!
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