Joined April 2016
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moobs retweeted
Jun 12
having friends as a guy is so chill because you'll lose the love of your life and start spiraling into depression and they'll be there for you with phrases like: why are you acting like such a fag?
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May 31
New grads in finance ($90k TC): just bought my first Rolex
New grads in engineering ($180k TC): this month I’m going to find out if I can hit my macros while spending less than $150 on groceries
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May 4
you’re 30, skinny, and worried about AI? you’re thinking too much about the wrong arms race
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Apr 13
Hypercompetitive guy who always loses
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Apr 11
Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro
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20 Dec 2025
Imagine waking up as a Europoor this morning:
1. No college football playoff
2. No NFL games
3. No Christmas this upcoming week
4. No air conditioning
5. No ice
6. No freedom or democracy
7. No world war championships
8. No money
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moobs retweeted
12 Nov 2025
Okay????! Gohan was 11 years old when he achieved super saiyan 2 AND beat cell
10 Nov 2025
17-year-old girl breaks her brother’s record to become California’s youngest lawyer 👩⚖️
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16 Aug 2025
April: “I miss college football”
May: “I miss college football”
June: “I miss college football”
July: “I miss college football”
August: “I miss college football”
September: “Fuck this team”
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March: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
April: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
May: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
June: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
July: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
August: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
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moobs retweeted
21 Jun 2025
as the creator of the sparkplate, a semi-cubstraption user, former z-jump/box user and owner of every single box controller in existence.. a lot of people have assumed my stance on controllers, so I suppose I have to just say it here:
I've always wanted it all to be banned.
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17 Apr 2025
why are all lifting / strong bros so smart? every single guy who is like late 20s / 30s who lifts weights is really smart
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13 Apr 2025
“no sorry i cant learn melee wavedashing is too hard”
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