unapologetic asshole. DFK maxi. sadly also a lawyer
Joined January 2023
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Jun 12
Oh no, the two things big law cares about.
Jun 11
Big Law’s aggressive recruiting of first-year law students is distracting them from their studies and hurting their mental health, the head of a legal professional group said, citing survey results. news.bloomberglaw.com/busine…
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Jun 11
Won’t shock me if Lawrence residents learn the Algerian national anthem.
The KU band learning the anthem for them is impressive enough in itself.
Plus, the Algerians will be putting on a kids camp after about 45 minutes of training.
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I suppose it was inevitable that poor Moo Deng would eventually be supplanted by a younger model. Such is the vicious, ageist world of baby hippo politics.
🦛 The Berlin Zoo announced the name of its newborn pygmy hippopotamus — a rare mammal native to West Africa: Broetchen, which is German for ‘bread roll’
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Jun 11
What dreams are made of
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Jun 11
Well played to one of our traders for using an ETH put spread through last week’s turbulent market.
He opened more than 1,700 put spreads as the market dipped, buying the $2,000 put while selling the $1,800 put to reduce the cost.
While the profit is capped compared with outright puts, his position isn’t liquidatable and still delivered a 100% return.
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Jun 9
I'm sorry but people are really overselling this. DOJ guidance like this can be fairly straightforwardly reversed by a subsequent Democratic administration. It has no precedential force.
🔥Hot off the presses: @TheJusticeDept issued an opinion today explaining that disparate-impact liability under federal employment law is *unconstitutional*. This is an earthquake in federal civil rights law. If right, this is the foundation to overturn that pernicious regime.
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Jun 9
"I can't believe i thought her BBQ was better than mine"
Jun 8
TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE
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My president so strong and tough that he runs away from interview questions
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Therapist: "There is a tiger in you"
The tiger in me:
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Jun 6
Amazon has pulled the plug on its new Stargate series - here’s why I think that’s the wrong move and why they need to make this show.
They need to listen to @MichaelShanks and let @martingero, @BaronDestructo and @bradtravelers cook. 🔥
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
World Cup fever kicks off as America welcomes the world with a traditional display of their culture and traditions.
🚨🏴 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri
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Actually I dispute this. I’ve attained this relationship despite being neither huge nor rich. My wife just thinks I’m like a cute funny jester and that’s enough to overcome the giant slug aspect
Jun 6
This is the ideal relationship relationship dynamic but its not achievable anymore because women are so greedy that being huge and rich is no longer enough to overcome flaws such as being a sluglike creature
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I’m actually a Christian Atheism which also has Christ in the name. Does make me Christian
Latter-day Saints are among the most patriotic, service-oriented individuals in our country. They are also unequivocally Christian—just look at who is in the name of the Church.
It is unacceptable for a government entity to characterize a faith in a manner that contradicts the religion’s own foundational tenets. I am working now to ensure a correction is made.
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Religious infighting over sectarian definitions is a great reason why church and state don’t belong together, I’d say
Jun 6
Can anyone tell me why The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was left out of the list of Christian churches?
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Nasdaq is down 4% and we’re doing emergency bailouts of AI labs like it’s 2008
BREAKING: President Trump says the Trump Administration might buy equity stakes in US AI companies and that he will host a meeting with AI executives as soon as next week, per Reuters.
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