Dear #MAGA Zealots, I write this not with a heavy heart, but with a seething rage that burns brighter than the lies you’ve peddled for years. You, with your blind allegiance to a conman and your willful ignorance of facts, have dragged this once-great nation into the abyss. We are suffering—yes, suffering—at the hands of your fucking stupidity, your refusal to see beyond the echo chambers of hate and division you’ve built around yourselves. How dare you cloak your bigotry in the flag, twisting patriotism into a weapon against your fellow Americans. You’ve empowered the worst among us, unleashing a torrent of corruption, incompetence, and cruelty that has eroded our institutions, poisoned our discourse, and left millions in despair. The downfall of our country is on you—every policy failure, every emboldened extremist, every shattered dream bears your fingerprints. You’ve sold out our democracy for a cult of personality. I will never forgive you. Not for the families torn apart, the lives lost to your reckless denial of science, policy and truth, nor for the international shame you’ve heaped upon us. History will not look kindly upon you. It will brand you as the fools and sycophants who accelerated our decline, the architects of an American tragedy. You’ll be remembered not as patriots, but as the pathetic enablers of chaos, the fucking assholes who chose a man over our country. With unyielding contempt, A True American 🇺🇸

I know idea who this girl is—but I want to be her fucking bestie!

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Hey MAGA—this is almost 10x what Obama provided to Iran when he negotiated JCPOA deal. 🤣

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The diaper changing station is behind the building.

These people are really fucked up in their heads. 🤦🏻‍♂️

CNN aired a montage of Trump’s past claims that the U.S. was on the cusp of a deal with Iran, with Anderson Cooper noting that today’s announcement marks the 39th time he’s made a similar claim.

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The only loser taking a pounding is Trump.

The straight is closed and the military continues to bomb Israel. Safe to say this post is just fascist propaganda. Believe your own eyes and ears.

Thanks, MAGA. Now we all have to suffer at the hands of your stupidity.

America has hit its “MAD KING” era. Fuck, I want off this timeline.

🚨 REPORT: 73% of Americans don't support Trump's presidency.

The Trump family has reportedly generated $500 million from its cryptocurrency venture, per Reuters

Go fuck yourself you America hating, constitution betraying cuck. There is nothing wrong with our election integrity, what is wrong is your lack of integrity! UNTIL YOU SHIT STAINS PROVIDE PROOF OF WIDESPREAD VOTER FRAUD LIKE YOU FILTH ARE CLAIMING YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP LYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!

🚨BREAKING: U.S. forces are carrying out strikes on Iran following yesterday’s downing of a U.S. Army Apache helicopter, CENTCOM says.

MAGA Republicans don’t care if you fucking die.

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