I tweet about everything, RT almost everything, but it's all about good, you see...
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swellyn retweeted
1 Feb 2021
I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU
I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS
I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING
I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING
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swellyn retweeted
2 Feb 2021
Groundhog Day in the middle of lockdown feels somewhat superfluous...
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swellyn retweeted
1 Feb 2021
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swellyn retweeted
31 Jan 2021
San Diego County firefighters administer vaccines at nursing homes latimes.com/california/story…
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swellyn retweeted
28 Jan 2021
Data from Johns Hopkins University shows the 7-day rolling average for daily new coronavirus cases nationwide decreased over the past two weeks.
It went from 244,872 on Jan. 13 to 162,067 on Wednesday. trib.al/Qr5eW0F
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swellyn retweeted
28 Jan 2021
I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.
Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.
In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.
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swellyn retweeted
27 Jan 2021
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swellyn retweeted
27 Jan 2021
Rainfall accumulations 🌧️ in just the past hour across the North Bay. A flood advisory is valid across portions of East Central Marin, SW Napa, and Eastern Sonoma County. Urban and small stream flooding will be possible as an additional 1-2 inches is expected tonight. #CaWx
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swellyn retweeted
23 Jan 2021
i didn't notice any media coverage of the timepiece gracing his seditionist wrist. just sayin...
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swellyn retweeted
23 Jan 2021
Share with teachers you know...
20 Jan 2021
Teachers, I hope you’ll be sharing Amanda Gorman’s poem with your students. Here’s a lesson plan.
pbs.org/newshour/extra/lesso…
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swellyn retweeted
23 Jan 2021
Let’s see ... @nytimes had all sorts of material about Trump trying to stage a coup but needed #bothsides so they scoured and came up with BIDEN’S PRICY WRIST WATCH. The horror!
Meanwhile, Trump tried to stage a coup. Impeachment managers, leave your tan suits at home.
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swellyn retweeted
21 Jan 2021
"I wake before dawn, screaming from my nightmares. My three love interests burst into the room. They all have one-syllable names like Shale, and Bird, and Nine. I will repeatedly fall in love with them with over three books."
mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-da…
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swellyn retweeted
21 Jan 2021
I made a website where you can put bernie in places using google maps street view. Enjoy!
bernie-sits.herokuapp.com/
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swellyn retweeted
22 Jan 2021
The creativity....
21 Jan 2021
I made a website where you can put bernie in places using google maps street view. Enjoy!
bernie-sits.herokuapp.com/
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swellyn retweeted
22 Jan 2021
BREAKING: Republicans are shocked to discover that Joe Biden’s America is in the midst of a deadly pandemic.
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One last #SquirrelAppreciationDay post...please enjoy this montage of our campus squirrels.
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swellyn retweeted
22 Jan 2021
Retweet if you agree Republican Members of Congress setting off metal detectors and not stopping for Capitol Police should immediately be arrested
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