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26 Mar 2024
deep techno hipster fest be like:
donato dozzy
dj nobu
agonis
timnah
garçon
kia
sybil
faery
azu tiwaline
polygonia
dj maria
konduku
upsammy
forest drive west
dorisburg
neel
jane fitz
marco shuttle
peter van hoesen
woody92
wata igarashi
anthony linell
NO DJ'S FROM BEFORE 2000 !
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May 31
I always hated the "veterans only get 1 day" argument against pride month, like bitch you don't see me walking around everywhere demanding a fаggot discount
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May 28
alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.
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Backrooms lowkey not ADA compliant…
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May 26
if I had to look for a job on @LinkedIn I would fucking kill myself
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May 25
The holographic cigarette pack of the Chinese brand “Peony” (牡丹), featuring the face of Karl Marx.
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May 23
was gonna narcan this overdosing guy but i dont wanna support israel sorry dude
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May 23
I’ve been laughing at this bar for a week now
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May 22
way this hat was placed i thought we had an all time find on our hands
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May 22
Your crush is taking another man’s niche media recs btw
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May 22
my man @kennethmejiaLA is so good at his job exposing the cities budget issues that they’re spending congressional race amounts to try to get him out of there. we gotta keep him as city controller
Kenneth Mejia backs candidates and they don’t back him when he needs it. He should cut most of these fuckers off.
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with age and experience u can spot a loser a lot quicker. which is why losers love dating young
May 17
When you reach dating in your 30s, every little thing becomes a red flag or a turn off.
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May 17
ok here's the trick to having a healthy relationship with a man: he should be a communist and also a little gay
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May 15
theres someone out there about to willingly listen to 40 new drake songs in a row
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What kind of grown man has these many boys around him for several years traciemorrissey.substack.com…
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May 14
Where does this myth of him being some “pro-Palestine” activist come from?
Yeah in 1993 he still went to Israel, performed there, and was wearing IDF uniforms. He also never made the damn song he just wrote the lyrics while still actively dicksucking Israel
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May 13
i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem
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May 13
cemu got compromised for Linux Israeli users Im giggling
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May 11
guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die
guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink
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