Literally all I do as an analytics engineer:
No.
Why?
Why?
That’s not how the data works.
No.
Yes, it is possible.
No.
Yes, Alteryx can do that.
Why?
No.
Yes, Tableau can do that.
Why?
Oh what hell, why not?
Literally all I do as a statistician:
No.
No.
That's not the definition of a p-value.
No.
Trending towards significance is not a thing.
No.
No pie charts!
That only works if data is normal.
No.
That's logistic regression not AI.
No.
Your "novel" method was invented in 1918.
No.