All people must smile in times of war
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For those with โLeavenworthโ on your World Cup bingo card โฆ
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The production company already cloned the Jackass guys, this franchise is NOT dying
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Kerry Kennedy says her brother, RFK Jr., once grabbed a snake while holding his infant son, stuffed it into a bag, then put a vole in the bag in front of children, causing them to scream, before releasing the snake into a swimming pool full of children.
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These fuckinโ folks, bro
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I would turn my high beams on when sitting at a red light if the person in front of me had overly bright headlights
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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YOU NO BLAST ME, I BLAST YOU.
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America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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Bloodsport with AI generated patriotism slop in between ads for insider trading platforms, beer, gambling, and drug money laundering crypto really was the appropriate celebration for the state of America at 250
This was played between fights during UFC Freedom 250 โ and broadcasted to millions around the world.
President Reagan's Radio Address to the Nation on Flag Day ๐บ๐ธ
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I love replying โAnd?โ to strangerโs instagram comments
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I hate a disagreeable ass mf, like just say Iโm right
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I said to my coworker about the lightrail,โitโs always busyโ, just trying to make conversation, and he says โoh yeah? well I took it the other day and it wasnโt that busyโฆโ like oh youโre right I guess Iโm a compulsive narcissist whoโs lying to your face for absolutely no reason
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My mayor white girl
My Benaroya symphonic
My chicken Ezells
Bring back the Sonics
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Look at my fellow wage slaves bro weโre never obtaining class mobility
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Fun fact all those people are at the bottom of a pyramid scheme
Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.
Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.
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I like those brushes on the side of escalators that clean your shoes
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This is an actual bit from Arrested Development
Seattle Police have set up a โDesignated Protest Zone,โ a smallโI mean, really tinyโpart of Occidental outside Lumen Field for the World Cup matches here.
Belgian fans are taking their pictures at it.
@thenewstribune
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For some reason I got this mixed up with Jared Hessโ Gentlemen Broncos and thought thatโs what I was going to be watching. This was a pleasant surprise. Although it has that typical Edgar Wright collapse in the third act, itโs still good and feels like it has something to say and is dripping with style.
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you can tell that he hates constantly being surrounded by stupid chuds, but has to accept it because itโs his fault
Shane Gillis tells @hicharliecotton he didn't love Josh Hokit calling Michelle Obama a "man"
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California grows about 40% of America's vegetables and about 75% of its fruits and nuts.
Your local grocery is basically a California embassy.
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Given how rare large swaths of flat land are to come by on the California Coast and how dire the state is in need of housing its surprising to me that the Salinas Valley hasn't been developed more its only got 390K people!
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