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5 Sep 2022
If I were President, I would require everyone to pass a proficiency test before they could use self-checkout.
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Tulsky and Brind’Amour really did a great job with this team. Congrats, #Canes!
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How do people just seemingly roll out of bed and onto work calls when they wfh? I need a shower, 4 cups of coffee and a podcast or playlist before I start the day. Stick taps if you can roll this way.
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The people next to me are going deep into Taylor Swift lyrics from 1989, and I love it so much! Elite bar vibes!
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Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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Imagine being a trillionaire while at the same time doing so much incredible societal harm. Whether Ebola, screw worm, food insecurities, other disease or what comes next, this guy could actually help the world. Instead, he’s done so much damage.
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For anyone who’s had a loved one on Medicare or going on hospice, you know how crucial these approvals and approvals in a timely manner are. These people are monsters!
Trump froze Medicare enrollments for home health and hospice providers — immediately, no warning. Seniors and disabled Americans needing care at home are now blocked from getting it. They call it “anti-fraud.” We call it what it is: abandonment. #TrumpMakesUsSick
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The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
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FACT: Trump cut funding to stop the spread of screwworms. Then he signed an executive order allowing 100,000 metric tons of beef from Argentina into the U.S. per year. America eradicated screwworms in 1966, while Argentina has been struggling with them for well over a century.
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This administration blames everyone else for everything that goes wrong, a lot of which could be so easily predicted (see Strait of Hormuz). It’s easy to destroy shit, but so much harder to repair. They sadly won’t learn and will keep breaking shit.
24 Jun 2025
A government agency spending $300 million in taxpayer dollars to produce sterilized flies sounds like a dream scenario for a DOGE team looking to cut waste, fraud, and abuse. newsmax.com/platinum/screwwo…
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Like, I knew Jarvis was fast but I didn’t realize that every single player on this Carolina team can fly like this. They’re incredible!
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It’s been 3 months since Trump demanded unconditional surrender. Currently we can’t reliably get a boat through the Strait of Hormuz. Humiliating display of weakness on the world stage.
"There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!... IRAN WILL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE. 'MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!).'” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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Aw yes, Pride Month, where MAGA trolls act totally normal and comfortable letting people exist and love the people they love. Y’all are such fucking weirdos!
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Like, honestly, who cares?! You ignore that your president probably raped children. You ignore that priests do the same. But you’re mad that a hockey team posts pride content a couple of times?! It’s all so stupid! Just let that community live their lives.
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It’s like a meth family moved in….
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12% Vegas / Vegas
12% Vegas / Carolina
62% Carolina / Carolina
12% Carolina / Vegas
8 votes • Final results
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This fucker cracked the code in that if you simply inundate the world with extreme daily corruption, democracy can’t keep up and eventually most people become inured to the damage you’re doing. The must come a reckoning, but it’s hard to see when or even how.
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🚨 Trump has pardoned Trevor Milton, a man convicted of stealing $695 million from investors. This pardon came after Milton donated nearly $1 million to Trump's PAC.
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The #VGK played the Ducks - a team who limped into the playoffs - whereas the #Avs played the #mnwild. And it’s clear the Avs had the tougher series. Yes, they beat them 4-1 but those were tough games and it was closer than the series tally. Not enough will be made of this!
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My grandpa passed way a year ago today. He was a best friend & the best man I’ve known. I fed him a caramel roll that morning and it turned out to be his last meal. Special to recognize that moment. Tonight I tap into his scotch and pour one out for my friend. Love you, gramps!
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24 Mar 2017
Regular reminder that Donald Trump’s core competency is not dealmaking with powerful counter-parties. It is duping gullible victims.
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Shortly after the election I grieved for and later made peace with the extremely uncomfortable fact that most of us are going to die significantly earlier than we would like, and the cause may very well trace a direct line to the actions of this administration.
The Trump administration has authorized the continued use of cancer-causing pesticide atrazine. Atrazine is banned in more than 60 countries.
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