Now, let me tell you a quick story. One morning, the Holy Spirit pulled me aside and gave me a serious heart check. See, I used to get really worked up over little things in my relationship. I’d major on the minors. One of those “minors” Nene (a.k.a. Management), and her habit

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It's happening tomorrow 🔥

LOL! I'll probably do same. I wouldn't want to be the reason you set up your next ring light and be shouting on us. @aproko

So embarrassing to watch and listen to.

Lmao! Facts!

Because why are you charging customers or companies in Nigeria in dollars in a country experiencing serious fall of its currency? Are you paying your staff in #dollars too or buying items here in dollars? These are things that need to be nipped asap! @fccpcnigeria @NigeriaGov

Do we have a #pricecontrol agency in Nigeria? Or is this a role under @fccpcnigeria? There needs to be a thorough price control across all markets and traders in Nigeria. We need explanation as to why some places are quoting their items/services in $. It's time to wake up.

Lmao!

Clear, efficient service. Zero story, zero ṣàlàyé. No many many social media noise or packaging. I don't even know anyone there, and the efficiency is so much that this does not bother me, which is very uncharacteristic. Need to give all their employees their flowers. Shallat.

The first crèche my son attended in Lagos was introduced to us by a family friend. It was inside a well gated estate, and we fell in love with the serenity of the estate, so we didn't bother to waste time. We enrolled the baby. Normally, my family and the family friend that introduced us to the school usually meet during closing hour to pick up the kids and during conversations, we usually point out things we believed the owner of the school can do better. Jokingly, I will say, "You know this school before us, so you should tell the proprietor these things." He will laugh it off and won't tell the owner anything. The first PTA meeting of the term was scheduled, and I told our family friend that the PTA meeting is an avenue for us to raise those concerns. He said yes, we will talk about it. On the day of the meeting, I talked about those things and left some points, thinking my friend will stand up to talk about those ones. Then he sent sms to me in the meeting that I forgot to mention some points, which I didn't talk about because I thought he will talk about it. I stood up again and mentioned those things, and some parents agreed with me while some object but the proprietor promised to work on those issues. Later, I realized that my friend was collecting a referral bonus on every child he referred to the school and also on his own children, he was being given discount. These are the reasons he doesn't talk during PTA meetings. Gratification that will make you look away from saying the truth is not a gratification. It is what was used to buy your conscience.

Ordered something on Mano by 7:50am, by 8:09am it was already by my door. I’ve been using Mano consistently for about a year now and not one complaint. The folks who run this business are definitely serious people

A huge and tragic loss to the Nigerian community. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.

Relationships between females are usually glued by lies and deceit. To have women who are brought together by the truth is rare.

Looks like we're global now ❤️

If you want to criticise President Bola Tinubu effectively, just focus on him and whatever failings you intend to centre. As soon as you delve into the futile dance of trying to suggest Peter Obi would have been doing better than we are seeing now, you end up undoing yourself. Peter Obi once posted the strategists he was going to use to revamp Nigeria. They looked so clueless even in the photo, he had to delete the tweet. And he isn't going to create new people to help him deliver his agenda. We already know the people he'd trust to do it. People who care more about noise and agenda than they do about pretending to have better ideas. As we speak, he hasn't posited any better idea under than the word salad he serves when the agenda suits him. So, let's focus on what we have and stop pretending someone who hasn't exemplified himself at any level in government - whether as Governor of Anambra where he failed woefully, or as Chairman of SEC where he was a non-event or as a member of the Economic Team of an administration that had no clue what to do with excess earnings from crude oil. The Tinubu government is at its inchoate stage. Its first substantive budget is only in its first month. The realities of the reforms are of course biting. I live the reality myself everyday as one who works and pays bills here. Nigerians are bearing the brunt of the reforms. Anyone who is in denial might as well answer to being a fool. We need a sense of urgency on the part of the President. And he certainly needs top take another look at the cabinet. Sometimes, you don't wait till halftime to effect a change you already spotted. This is crunch time for Nigeria. That said, as with our individual lives, it is not when we decide to change things that we start seeing the benefits of the change. More so for countries. Change takes time. Supporters of the president should not shy away from asking better of him. It is your right, more so as you invested your trust in him. Sensible non-supporters are within their right too. After all, we want a better Nigeria more than we care who the president is. That's us. Those of you who think you can use Nigeria's challenges to advance some obviously incompetent presidential candidate to become president, you can continue to wallow in your delusion. As you were in the banter against Cameroon, you are the weak point. Thankfully, you are also the minority. Nigeria will make it, you will be here to see it, even though you'd pretend to be blind. Like you always do when the news is good for Nigeria!

Excrutiatingly and abysmally low.

It's probably why when we apply to international schools, we go through assessment methods to validate whatever we claimed to have learned in the shores of our land. Sometimes when I see comments and "takes" from educated folks, I am not surprised we are still underdeveloped.