Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements
Joined November 2009
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25 Jun 2024
I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.
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that’s usually how aging looks
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The Last Dinner Party was truly one of the best live shows I’ve seen in ages.
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The European mind will only comprehend America when they try to go to Chick-fil-a tomorrow
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Girl we love you but you are going to learn about indigestion pretty soon
THIS IS THE BEST FOOD I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, AMERICA YOU KEEP ON DELIVERING! 😍
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Anne Hathaway has FIVE movies out this year and has watched her two favorite sports teams snap long title droughts. Also, she's Anne Hathaway. Might be working on the best year in recorded history
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I didn’t expect this but Americans are ridiculously good at small talk.
In the UK if a stranger starts chatting to you, you immediately assume they want something or want to rob you.
Here people are just… nice?
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NYC IS SO ALIVE RN
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Best version of this trend I have seen! @CynthiaNixon aka Cynthia Knickson five! ❤️❤️🙏🏼🙏🏼🔥🔥
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I can’t lie… the food in America is ridiculous.
Everyone talks about portion sizes but nobody talks enough about how GOOD everything tastes.
Even the “quick” food feels elite compared to what I’m used to in the UK.
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“Scones and mushrooms”? The Germans arent flying overhead anymore son. Let Uncle Sam teach you how to eat
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I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴
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Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event
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No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport
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Jun 12
get a hobby go volunteer just go outside my god
Jun 12
Gen Z realizing one of the biggest shocks after college is that life no longer happens around you.
In school, friends, events, relationships, and opportunities are built into your environment.
As an adult, if you don't actively create a social life, weeks can turn into months surprisingly fast.
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I’m afraid this is now a dark timeline.
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WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!
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Jun 12
The new Olivia Rodrigo album is like watching LeBron go from Cleveland to Miami like, “oh, I didn’t realize there was possibly another level this person could go to”
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Jun 12
Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG 😭😭😭
VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! 😍
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