𓆏 she/her, 24, electrician student, occasional photographer
Joined November 2016
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11 Nov 2021
all of the time i am thinking about bird head tilts
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Painting of a nightmare I had recently.
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this almost made me tear up i love the imagination of children so much
Jun 15
9yo is working on a series of Lego guys called ‘kitchen warriors’ this is a mug with a gun
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Jun 14
i will not be silenced
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Jun 14
the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me
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Jun 13
You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.
Jun 12
#BREAKING: Struggling MAGA senior voter: I actually have panic attacks. I’ve heard a couple this past week, and I get very emotional over it. I don’t want to work anymore, but I can’t afford to retire…It’s not an overnight thing, but it’s been two years now. You said you’d bring down the grocery prices. Literally I must be the most angry person when I grocery shop because I buy the same things every week, and I see it jump EVERY WEEK, it’s not every couple month, it’s literally every week.” 😢
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Jun 13
No,,,, noo. Stop,, put me down,,, i wanna play in the dirt,,, put me downnnnn
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Jun 12
Maybe I’m too woke but I miss 5 years ago when saying the word “retarded” was genuinely nasty and made people look at you like a monster
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Dude fuck
About to cook some bullshit I saw on reels wish me luck
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Jun 13
we both have a lot of things to say
dont get time enough to play
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Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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a toothpick changes everything
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Jun 12
severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window
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Jun 12
she insisted on sitting next to this man on the bus
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Jun 8
and it's always you and me, always and forever
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we have to find a way to communicate with them
Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all
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An insurance company is trying to kill my life partner. Felt it was appropriate to write down the rage I feel
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BREAKING: majestic great blue heron brutally framemoggs green heron fledgling at local park
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Fantastic photo from Amsterdam of a gray heron, Eurasian coots nest, and a rat
Looking at old photos when I traveled a lot but wasn’t birding yet. What the fuck are these. First pic is San Francisco, second pic is Amsterdam
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in 2026 nobody has sex anymore and everyone says unpleasant things like cuck and foid and the r word
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